I am not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yodeling.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestfully clean boyfriend. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not altering an Albanian albatross. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Helena]

I am not counting coins in my change purse.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not eagerly eating eleven enormous English eels. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not flinging frenchfried ferrets out of the window.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> herding</b> any elk

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>Jewish</b> but people always tell me that I look like I am

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking koalas, kangaroos, or tigers in the belly. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>leading little Lituaninan lemmings</b> off the side of a cliff 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not marrying many marvelous merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> naked nor nearly naked now</b> 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>planning</b> on taking over the world anytime soon

 

[milagros317]

I am not quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not really posting in this thread.😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[ikaiyoo]

I am not trekking to treacherous transfigured teams of tranquil tranced trouts tangoing through thick titillating triangles

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not British, but people I meet online always think I am... :S

 

[Bugman]

I am not trekking to treacherous transfigured teams of tranquil tranced trouts tangoing through thick titillating triangles

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I am not urging unruly Uruguayan umpires to change their call.😀

 

[Musicroxmysox]

I am not very, vociferousat yelling at vile, vultures.