I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not.......

a PARATROOPER BUT I AM KNOWN AS PARACARL44 HERE AT TMF.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Ozzie Nelson in this post. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not rushing rabid racoons to Rangoon. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not taking timid turtles to Tunisia. 😀

 

[falcon]

i am not going to work tonight and i am not going downtown either! lol

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not under a table.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not wishing harm to anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I am not yelling Yiddish curses out my winow.😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not zealous, at least not very often 🙂

 

[TKForce]

I am not amazing or awesome but fans of my writing would not agree. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not casually capping criminals. 😎

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not eatting enough eggs.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not goosing a girl's gluteus right now but maybe later. 😉

 

[milagros317]

I am not happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I am not intending to get a million posts on this forum before I die o.o

 

[Artoo]

I am not just a juggler.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I am not Kafka o.o

 

[Tckleme]

I am not like Hercules...I think.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I am not meditating right now