I am not thread

[Bugman]

I am not greeting gregarious gorgeous Greeks. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not harboring hungry Hungarians hiding from Sky Wombats

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not jeallous

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kangaroos, or tigers in the mouth. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not lovingly licking liguanas to death

 

[milagros317]

I am not marrying many marvelous merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked nor nearly naked now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>pouring perfectly putrid prune</b> juice into anybody's morning coffee 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Thomas Jefferson in this post. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>reading really repulsive red rhinos'</b> fortunes today

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> telling tacky tall tales</b> right now

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not<b> veryfying very violent vicious vultures</b> that they can eat living creatures

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing well worn white woven woolen trousers. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays</b> 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yearning to eat a fried rat. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> zapping zany zigzagging zebras</b> with a taser 😱

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not acting all awesome, why would I need to "act"? 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not cheerfully chasing cute Chinese cougars.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not eagerly eating eleven enormous English eels.