I am not thread

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> jumping jiggly Jell-O </b> right now 😛 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking koalas, kangaroos, or tigers in the belly. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> leaving large lemons</b> in a pile to throw at Chrisheaven, though it sounds good in theory 😛 😀

 

[milagros317]

Yes, good idea indeed. 😀


I am not marrying many marvelous merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not negotiating new names for noobish naggers

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not procrastinating right now. Well actually I am, but that's aside the point! 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not resentfully reclaiming roadsigns previously thought lost to the giants.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte Swiss sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not trying to tidy this thread up, because I don't see the point

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unambitious unimaginative Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not vividly venerating various vane vows

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing well worn white woven woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not Xenu, Xzar, Xena or any other fictional character

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yearning to eat a fried rat. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not... ummm... zerg-rushing my way out of this one? XD

 

[milagros317]

I am not anxiously altering altruistic Albanian artists' awful attitudes. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not badly bugging both those Sky Wombats

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully calling cute curious chubby cherubic Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not daringly delving deeper into the secrets of the Self Referential Thread 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not fathering four furiously fundamental fishmen

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not hovering heavenly high above the ground... 🙁