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I am not <b> leaving large lemons</b> in a pile to throw at Chrisheaven, though it sounds good in theory 😛 😀 :roflmao:
 
Yes, good idea indeed. 😀


I am not marrying many marvelous merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀
 
I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
 
I am not procrastinating right now. Well actually I am, but that's aside the point! 😀
 
I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
 
I am not resentfully reclaiming roadsigns previously thought lost to the giants.
 
I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte Swiss sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I wish to do so. 😀
 
I am not trying to tidy this thread up, because I don't see the point
 
I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unambitious unimaginative Uruguayan umpires. 😀
 
I am not anxiously altering altruistic Albanian artists' awful attitudes. 😀
 
I am not cheerfully calling cute curious chubby cherubic Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀
 
I am not daringly delving deeper into the secrets of the Self Referential Thread 😛
 
I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
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