I am not thread

[Bugman]

I am not keeping kosher knowledgeable Korean kangaroos in my closet.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> making many Mongols marry matriarchal mathematical martian maidens</b>

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Oregon's, Ohio's or Ontario's obscure obscenity ordinances

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud productive Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> quietly quoting quitters</b> or any other type of slacker 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> signing </b> off for the night, but just for a little while soon

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two tall ticklish Turkish twins. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not uttering useless ubiquitous unnecessary unitelligable Ugandan quotes.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>wearing well worn wool woven</b> pants

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>zapping zigzagging zealous zebras</b> in order to make them follow my orders.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow crayons because the "Y" post was skipped. 😀



I am not anxiously altering altruistic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>beating big, brutish baseball, basketball</b> or hockey players with a large club

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cherubic Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not dancing naked. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not frying fermented freakish Finnish frankfurters.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not hitting hungry Haitians.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not jumping up and down. 😛