I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> making Milagros marry many matriarchal mathematical martian maidens</b>

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not ostracizing outraged oversized opossums,ostridges,or orangtangs.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud productive Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quietly quoting Qatari queens.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> startling saucy sweet Swedish sorority sisters</b> at the moment

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two tall ticklish Turkish twins. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not<b> under</b> an overpass

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> wearing well worn wool woven</b> pants

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
(A classic of which I am proud to have created.)

 

[paracarl44]

I am not

playing with a yo-yo in Yugoslavia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......

adverse to starting the "A"Post in this thread over again.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not counting crazed cantankerous confused Croatian cannibals. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other weird characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not encouraging eccentric endangered enraged Ethiopians. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not greeting gregarious generous gorgeous Greeks. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not inviting industrious intriguing inventive ingenious Indians into my home.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀