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I am not thread

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
I am not <b> making Milagros marry many matriarchal mathematical martian maidens</b> :happyfloa
 
I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
 
I am not ostracizing outraged oversized opossums,ostridges,or orangtangs.😀
 
I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud productive Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
I am not really royally ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
 
I am not <b> startling saucy sweet Swedish sorority sisters</b> at the moment :hysteriatrain:
 
I am not timidly telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two tall ticklish Turkish twins. 😀
 
I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
 
I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
(A classic of which I am proud to have created.)
 
I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
I am not counting crazed cantankerous confused Croatian cannibals. 😀
 
I am not detaining devious demented demanding Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other weird characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
I am not encouraging eccentric endangered enraged Ethiopians. 😀
 
I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀
 
I am not greeting gregarious generous gorgeous Greeks. 😀
 
I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
I am not inviting industrious intriguing inventive ingenious Indians into my home.😀
 
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