I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not kissing kinky kings.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not merrily maiming mean murderous Martians.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.....

planning to start opening oysters in October by the ocean.

 

[Bugman]

I am not protesting provocative prophetic pushy Polish pesants. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....

quivering waiting for a quake.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruining raunchy rotten Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not simmering salacious seditious serendipitous sequential salamanders. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not underwater.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not watering weird wacky wretched Welsh watermelons. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I am not yelling Yiddish curses out my window.(The Y post sucks.) 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...

washing zebras at the zoo in New Zealand.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not angry at anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I am not bashing boastful beligerent bellicose burping Brazillians. 😀

 

[dove]

I am not creating colorful cockatrices!

 

[falcon]

i am not dancing in the dark while doing dirty deeds

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...

eating yet.

 

[dove]

I am not filing fluffy feathers for feathery falcons!

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not going to use alliteration

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀