I am not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not ordering anything from online.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not peeping Tom Peterson

 

[dove]

I am not quoting quails

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not running from the cops.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not stopping stupid symptoms, silly sandwiches soaring serenely summoning sartorial sailors, singing sea shanties!

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not undressing Milagros right now...

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not waiting, willfully wishing washing would wander wayward, watching weary winter warm women, whimpering wistfully

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not yearning for years of yarn

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzaging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not astonished that Mils alliterates like an amazingly amorous, almost animalistic, artist

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not cruel counting cerulean cornerstones, crushing cream crackers, creeping cautiously, caressing carefully, camping callously, capitulating crazily.

I am not caring mush for this post at all!

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not envious of that post

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not god... or am I?

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

I'm inclined to say, no, you're not.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not joking when I say I might in fact be god... or am I?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not kicking anyone in the ass.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not lending little letters to large, lying, Latvian lads

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not merrily molesting many murderous Martian men.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not needlessly nibbling nineteen Norwegian nieces