I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...........................

spanking six Swedish sisters.

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.............................

swimming underwater in my underwear in Uruguay.

 

[milagros317]

I am not voluntarily vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..................

wading in water in Washington.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I am not young anymore.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................................

wrestling alligators in Alabama.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................

cuddling a cougar in Colorado.

 

[milagros317]

I am not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

eating elephant ears in Erie.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not................................

gathering giant green grapes in Georgia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not petting any Kangaroos or Koala bears

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not staring in a Movie that starts shooting on the last Monday of May

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not from Oregon or Ontario or outter space

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

pissing off the Pope.