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[Bugman]

Hi Gang! I'm a 54 year old heroin addict, not even moderately attractive. I have a job but i'd rather sleep 16 hours a day, then play video games. I don't care what i look like but i'm seeking a hot, super ticklish woman who will work two jobs so i can stay home. When you get home i will tie you up and tickle your feet until you cry and beg, but i won't stop. Why should i?

If intrested send me a pm. If i'm not sleeping, shooting up or playing video games i'll get back to ya. On second thought never mind. I'm leaving the forum anyway. Who needs you losers?

 

[texastickler]

I think these posts are getting to deep of you know what to get through anymore. No shame what so ever. LOL

 

[Carsomyr]

Hi Gang! I'm a 54 year old heroin addict, not even moderately attractive. I have a job but i'd rather sleep 16 hours a day, then play video games. I don't care what i look like but i'm seeking a hot, super ticklish woman who will work two jobs so i can stay home. When you get home i will tie you up and tickle your feet until you cry and beg, but i won't stop. Why should i?

If intrested send me a pm. If i'm not sleeping, shooting up or playing video games i'll get back to ya. On second thought never mind. I'm leaving the forum anyway. Who needs you losers?

That last, bolded part is what did it for me!

 

[Dussicar]

You're in luck!

I'm a hot blonde 12 year old girl with DD cup breasts (or bigger or smaller if that's what you like)!

If you shoot heroine in my pale bum (or Ritalin or Drano) I'll be your sex slave forever!

PS: Don't leave! Without you, the TMF will be completely devoid of people who like to shoot Drano into my bum!!!

EDIT: I didn't mean to say Drano. I meant teddy bears.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

If this works, please be sure to shoot me a quick message. I have no qualms about shamelessly stealing another’s pickup technique with proven results.

 

[texastickler]

You're in luck!

I'm a hot blonde 12 year old girl with DD cup breasts (or bigger or smaller if that's what you like)!

If you shoot heroine in my pale bum (or Ritalin or Drano) I'll be your sex slave forever!

PS: Don't leave! Without you, the TMF will be completely devoid of people who like to shoot Drano into my bum!!!

EDIT: I didn't mean to say Drano. I meant teddy bears.

You lie. You are at least 13.

 

[kered]

I thought you were a cheap whiskey and peyote addict.

 

[Angel77]

You don't happen to play Dungeons and Dragons, do you? Double bonus then!

 

[Saeria]

I desire much sex of you. The heroin is the lulz however. The heroin is for the losers. I take much sex from you of the video games. My words English are not right but my sex for you is good.

 

[Pokey]

So glad to see that you have improved you lifestyle recently as well as your pick-up line!!

 

[Carsomyr]

So glad to see that you have improved you lifestyle recently as well as your pick-up line!!

Omg... LMAO!

 

[Dussicar]

You lie. You are at least 13.

Okay, we'll split the difference and say I'm nine.

You don't happen to play Dungeons and Dragons, do you? Double bonus then!

*AHEM!!!*

I happen to play Dungeons and Dragons!

What, exactly, is wrong with shooting teddy bears into my ass and then freeing the kingdom of ackglormgh from the evil tyranny of the Archmage Snivellbukkett???

Get your priotities straight, you..You...Drow!!!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny, Bugman. 😀

 

[Mistress_Julia]

I don't think I'm so confused anymore...

 

[Lonestar327]

Had me there for a while, neat little bit

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Hi Gang! I'm a 54 year old heroin addict, not even moderately attractive. I have a job but i'd rather sleep 16 hours a day, then play video games. I don't care what i look like but i'm seeking a hot, super ticklish woman who will work two jobs so i can stay home. When you get home i will tie you up and tickle your feet until you cry and beg, but i won't stop. Why should i?

If intrested send me a pm. If i'm not sleeping, shooting up or playing video games i'll get back to ya. On second thought never mind. I'm leaving the forum anyway. Who needs you losers?

I KNEW IT!!!

 

[Bugman]

I didn't think people who liked tickling could be such haters! 😡 Now i'm really leaving, for good! Don't try talking me out of it. I hope you all get eaten by alligators!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I didn't think people who liked tickling could be such haters! 😡 Now i'm really leaving, for good! Don't try talking me out of it. I hope you all get eaten by alligators!

Later, gator!