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I dare you to hijack this thread!

This thread has gotten seriously off topic. Off which topic is not clear. 😛
 
The Egyptians of the Exodus story would count themselves lucky if they knew the fate that awaits you all.You have yet time to set things right.Do not squander it.My patience has it's limits.
 
The Egyptians of the Exodus story would count themselves lucky if they knew the fate that awaits you all.You have yet time to set things right.Do not squander it.My patience has it's limits.

Blah blah blah
 
Hey! Have you guys seen my prom picture yet?

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The topic of this thread is now bird calls of the Peruvian jungle 🙂
 
Go ahead,have your fun.:disgust: The day of reckoning is at hand.
 
this thread has been hijacked and not will be all about what rick will do 4 u

mwahahahhahah
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This thread is about me and me alone.No other topic is welcome,nor will it be tolerated.Beware,i have powerful friends here.Do not incur my rath.You have been warned!! :ty:

I will help you defend the topic of this thread from hijackers with my award winning user frendly interface
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ps:"rath"is spelled with a w
 
This thread is really a place to feature my "I-am-not" thread entries:


I am not anxiously altering altruistic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cherubic Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational Irish iguanas. 😀

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Liu's luscious bare soles but I wish to do so. 😀

I am not marrying many marvelous magical merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous now. 😀

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

I am not really ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

I am not timidly telling terribly tall tickling tales to twenty-two ticklish Turkish twins. 😀

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

I am not wearing well worn white woven woolen trousers. 😀

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow crayons. 😀

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous boyfriend. 😀
 
Mil's Mil's Mil's...I expect this kind of thing from the riff-raff here.I thought you at least were better then that..
 
I will help you defend the topic of this thread from hijackers with my award winning user frendly interface
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ps:"rath"is spelled with a w

You want to help me?Then DON"T HELP ME!😛 I'm even more dissapointed in you then i am in Mil's...:sowrong:
 
I have nothing to add here so I will say nothing other than I have nothing to say....:roflmao:

Is kered out of the bathroom yet? I gotta go too......
 
I have nothing to add here so I will say nothing other than I have nothing to say....:roflmao:

Is kered out of the bathroom yet? I gotta go too......

It was bad enough when Mil's and Sae let me down.I expected nothing less from Kered.But this really hurts..:disgust:
 
It was bad enough when Mil's and Sae let me down.I expected nothing less from Kered.But this really hurts..:disgust:

You wanna know what hurts? When a fork-wielding howler monkey performs the face-stabbity attack on you while killing your eardrums with its loudness.
 
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