This thread is really a place to feature my "I-am-not" thread entries:
I am not anxiously altering altruistic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cherubic Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀
I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀
I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀
I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational Irish iguanas. 😀
I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀
I am not kindly kissing koalas, kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀
I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Liu's luscious bare soles but I wish to do so. 😀
I am not marrying many marvelous magical merry mathematical Martian maidens. 😀
I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous now. 😀
I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
I am not really ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
I am not slowly solidly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
I am not timidly telling terribly tall tickling tales to twenty-two ticklish Turkish twins. 😀
I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀
I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
I am not wearing well worn white woven woolen trousers. 😀
I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow crayons. 😀
I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous boyfriend. 😀