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I hate growing old...

Ovda

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I hate growing old. One day you're the Man of Steel. The next day you're the Man of Aluminum.
 
Hey! Just remember guys, we're getting older, not better. Hmm. Something about that just doesn't sound right, but I just don't seem to be able to remember what it is!

What were we talking about?

And who are you people anyway!
 
Ugh, dude, tell me about it... I'll represent plastic bags, since wet tissue is already taken.
 
Your not getting older, your getting better. I wouldn't be 20 again if you gave me a full head of hair.
 
To tell the truth, the steel springs in these legs are getting rusty.
 
Shame you're not turning into tin. I figure at least you can capitalize on, say, joining a road production of The Wizard Of Oz.
 
Hey! Just remember guys, we're getting older, not better. Hmm. Something about that just doesn't sound right, but I just don't seem to be able to remember what it is!

What were we talking about?

And who are you people anyway!

LOL.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

You're only as old as you feel.

I want an anti-gravity chamber. What does that say?
 
Age ain't nuthin but a number. Still, I wouldn't mind having the stamina and strength of a young me.
 
I hate growing old. One day you're the Man of Steel. The next day you're the Man of Aluminum.
Hey, that’s nothing. Just wait until they begin stuffing your arteries with titanium and thus force you into indentured servitude for the pharmaceutical industry, that’s when the real fun starts! :flex:
 
Getting older has it's drawbacks, no doubt. But even when the going gets tough I'd rather be on this side of the sod then beneath it. I'm not ready to depart this mortal coil just yet. 🙂
 
It's funny how the media portrays youth as disappearing around age 25 these days. I'm 27 going on 28 and my doctor laughed at me when he asked me a question and I responded, "Yea, I used to do that when I was younger." He said, "younger, you're 27, you're barely even an adult yet."
 
It's funny how the media portrays youth as disappearing around age 25 these days. I'm 27 going on 28 and my doctor laughed at me when he asked me a question and I responded, "Yea, I used to do that when I was younger." He said, "younger, you're 27, you're barely even an adult yet."

Your doctor is wise. I didn't really hit full stride until I was 25. And the next twenty years or so were in many ways the best years of my life. 😀 Now I'm 55, and there have been a lot of changes. Some good, some not so much. But I'm still here, so I'm not giving up yet.
 
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