You're only as old as you feel.
Hey! Just remember guys, we're getting older, not better. Hmm. Something about that just doesn't sound right, but I just don't seem to be able to remember what it is!
What were we talking about?
And who are you people anyway!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
You're only as old as you feel.
Ugh, dude, tell me about it... I'll represent plastic bags, since wet tissue is already taken.

Hey, that’s nothing. Just wait until they begin stuffing your arteries with titanium and thus force you into indentured servitude for the pharmaceutical industry, that’s when the real fun starts!I hate growing old. One day you're the Man of Steel. The next day you're the Man of Aluminum.

It's funny how the media portrays youth as disappearing around age 25 these days. I'm 27 going on 28 and my doctor laughed at me when he asked me a question and I responded, "Yea, I used to do that when I was younger." He said, "younger, you're 27, you're barely even an adult yet."
"Aluminum"....whats that?...never heard of it.