Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, PARIS HILTON, People that use the word "punk rock" in ways they shouldn't, People who talk as they're yawning, Anything that tastes like coconut, Short shorts on anyone, including myself, People who make it their life mission to sound cool by using big words even if they don't know what those words mean, Random forwards in my inbox, Jesus Freaks, My little ass town, Boy Bands, The Spice Girls, Black Licorice, hip hop/rap, Oprah, Martha Stewart, The phrase "That's Hot", PeEpZ DaT TyPe LyKe DIs, Plastic Surgery, The show "Friends," My mom, Getting ditched, Close-Mindedness, Racists, Funerals, Gossip/Rumors/Drama, Liars, People that are fake, People who continually mispronounce my name, People who ask if my parents were hippies/on crack when they named me, People who IM me and say "wanna cyber" or "lookin for some fun," shallow people,