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After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked! "If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.

So he took the dirty,chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he snuck inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.

A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside. "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked. "Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled. The neighbor replied: "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! There are some really sick people out there!"
 
kurchatovium said:
I love everyone even Dr Kobb. 😀 😀


If you really loved me, you'd keep those durn vorpal bunnies outta my infernal cabbage patch down in Hades. :bunny: :cry1:
 
...the people I work worth... all 4200 of them... well, except for maybe five and that is pretty good!
 
...that my sig pic actually looks a lot like me. But although my lower body is dead on, my stomach hangs a little lower and my boobs are MUCH bigger!
 
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