I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving ...

[AffectionateDan]

I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless
driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if
I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that
state was.

I said, "I don't know...re-election to the Senate?"

 

[bellystrokes]

hehehe, sadly this does not belong in the Joke section.

 

[steph]

OMG~LMAO!!! 😛
You guys are too funny for this!

XOXO

 

[BLUE_THUNDER]

that was too funny, with me its always "out of the car, longhair" but i guess being a politician gives you the right to operate whatever machinery you want under the influence of any controlled substances. peace........BLUE_THUNDER

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Good one, Dan. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

that was too funny, with me its always "out of the car, longhair" but i guess being a politician gives you the right to operate whatever machinery you want under the influence of any controlled substances. peace........BLUE_THUNDER

You Mama don't dance, honey?

 

[stloldg]

Don't tell me he let you go?

 

[General Zod]

You Mama don't dance, honey?

And your daddy don't rock and roll

 

[bellystrokes]

And your daddy don't rock and roll

hehehe, still think Loggins was better with Messina than alone (dont shoot me all you movie theme song buffs)

 

[Bugman]

lol dan,sad but true.

 

[Dário F]

ROFL!!! Hilarious Dan!!

 

[drew70]

HAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!!