Christine O'Donnell? Yes. I would love to tickle her. Ten years ago, she was really cute. Especially when she made that dumb comment about masturbation. But she won't worry about that from me. LOL.
Sigh, but then she'd probably also think that black people are the scourge of the earth and are destined to go to Hell unless they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, which I will not.
Bu Hao!
But yes, Ten years ago, I'd have dated her. Oh, how I would have dated her.
jl: Hi Christine! Let's go on a fdate!
CO: Oh, look at the cutie pie!
JL: HEY! I am your boyfriend!
CO: Oh, he thinks he's my lobver!
AWWWWWWWW
JL: Damn it! *storms off*
That night, I recieve an email:
CO: Aww, baby, you know I had to do that for the press, you know we're a number.
JL: Yeah, I know. Let's bounce baby.