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if you could choose to be.....

the_Baron

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any animal, which would it be, and why?

i'd probably be a giraffe. they have a good vantage point to see whats happening all around. and they come with nice quilts.
 
I'd probably be a tigress. They have such beautiful stripes and soft skin. and boy can they roar!!! Like me!!!!
 
i have a few, but my first choice is...

an elephant. strong, big, long lives, and think how good their trunks are for tickling!

steve
 
Hmmmm....

There was a time when I'd have said a chameleon, so that I could fit into any situation (and sometimes so I could hide).

There was a time when I'd have said a skunk, so that everyone would go away and leave me alone...or a porcupine, so that they didn't get too close.

Now? I think I'd say a simple house cat. They are playful and cuddly. But, they also have an integrity and an uncanny sense of where those around them are at. That's something that I consider valuable.

Ann
 
I wish I was a dog, so I can tilt my head to the side when ladies come around and get away with it
 
This is easy........

......it has to be a Dog, I went to a party the other night and a large dog was in the house, it spent most of the night stalking unsuspecting females and shoving his nose up their skirts. The unfortunate "victim" would let out a scream, turn round, start laughing and then stroke the dogs head. I tried it myself later but only got the scream!
 
This is a really tough call.
I certainly wouldn't want to be a Horse...and end up in a can of Alpo or Elmer's glue.
Although a Clydesdale might be cool...only to be able to hang around a beer cart and march in a parade.
I imagine the worse animal nightmare would be to wake up as a Llama....in Micheal Jackson's Never Neverland Ranch.:scared: :shake:


Drew
 
Id be a frog. Just sit there and chilling on a lily pad. 😛
 
I'm not EVEN gonna go there! ROFLMAO!!!!


It would be a bird for me...a hawk or a crow...freedom...flight...eyesight..


wow!


Ven
 
Only one thing i'd like to be..can be concidered animal maybe? Id like to be David Banner and when I get angry have my transformation into the creature occur...without Jack Mcgee on my ass though.

DJ Jimmy M
 
hmm if we where to extend it to not just Animals but also mystical creatures then I would go for a Dragon. (Oriental style). Gracefully, fast, yet powerful.

but if it where an Animal would have to go with an Eagle. Hard to say why but their is something about having the freedom of flight I doubt I would ever get bored of 😀
 
Fantasy Animal: I would be a Centaur(have man half horse)...I just loved the idea.


Real animal: Tiger, I just love the grace and power and beauty found in a tiger.
 
I'd be a great, big male lion, with a huge mane and the loudest roar for miles around...
 
Re: A Pig...

Neutron said:
Because they orgasm for something like 2 hours.

Tron

Is this true? Wow, that is amazing. Then again how do you know this? Just kidding
 
tommytikl said:

Real animal: Tiger, I just love the grace and power and beauty found in a tiger.

I like their ability to take care of pesky magicians. Sorry bad joke.
 
A chimpanzee, because I was wanted to be able to fling my poo without repercussions.

I think a dolphin would be pretty cool too. Well just as long as I dindn't have to perform for these geeks as Seaworld.
 
Re: A Pig...

Neutron said:
Because they orgasm for something like 2 hours.

Tron

LMAO!!!!!!!





I would want to be an Eagle. (Bald Eagle). Those who know me and or what I look like, know I am part of the way there already!😉 😀
Grace......ability to fly......precision vision......(permanant feathers)the list could go on........


TTD😉 😎
 
(all credit for following post goes to: Eddie Izzard, for I would be....)

An Evil Giraffe. I shall eat the leaves on this tree, so that there will be no more leaves, and some other animals....may die. Mua-haha. Mua-haha. Mua-haha.

AT 😉
 
I've changed my mind. I would rather be a giraffe. With a neck long enough, I can bend over and do myself😀
 
First choice- Dragon. Flight, Power, intelligence, and Majesty.

Second- Either an Eagle or a Dolphin. Both fairly intelligent creatures, not having to worry overly much about preditors, and having a lovely 3D environment to explore (As opposed to the 2D field we humans have).
 
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