I'm late to the party with this but...

[phatteus]

After watching the last Twilight (which was terrible),
I really want to be tickle-tortured by Dakota Fanning.. Now that she
Is old enough for me to be a dirty old man.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

She did turn out to be a cutie didn't she.

 

[FeatherQuill]

I'd rather tickle Dakota Fanning, as I'm sure most of us would.