Excess
3rd Level Indigo Feather
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- May 9, 2006
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Hey what's up? I'm a REALLY FUCKING SEXY AS HELL rich guy named Excess, aka PenilePumpingPoleofPower, I'm really hot and sexy because I said so and therefor it must be true so don't bother arguing because it's true because I said so. Actually my great grandad is rich but whatever, he gives me whatever I want, and by that I mean I rob his grave, he's dead and such (he just gave me a naked statuette; shit was SO gold). Why? I'm THE SHIZNATUALESTNESTEST!
I like to go to internet forums and get to fapping and tapping, baby! I also liek to pick out midkips for my dead great grandad to buy me. Don't worry, I'll be posting more pics of me (and by that I mean some guy that got a 10 on a Hot or Not site). He's just too busy being DEEEAAAAD!!!
SO...any women in Southern Earth wanna hook up for HOT and SYRUPY pancakes, drop me an RKO and yeah. If you're SUPER DUPER hot (in other words, if you're dressed really slutty with too much make-up) then I'll get my great grandad to fly you in for some fun, and by fun I mean me trying to please you (trying being the key word).
My favorite places to tickle are spine, medulla oblongata, tailbone sometimes, and feet...but only if you just stepped out of a tar pit. Bone structure, skin (or rubber), eyebrows don't matter not none of not to me. You're penis does! Wait, did I say penis? I meant your HOT SEXY BOOBS AND VAGINA DO!!! I keep myself in excellent shape(my beer belly just hit 45 inches and I can do 2 and a half sit ups) and deserve THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST so you do that too you *****s!
Wanna know s'more? leave a message so I can PM you about licking your asscrackI MEAN get back to you because I'm obviously a gentleman. Later tators!
I like to go to internet forums and get to fapping and tapping, baby! I also liek to pick out midkips for my dead great grandad to buy me. Don't worry, I'll be posting more pics of me (and by that I mean some guy that got a 10 on a Hot or Not site). He's just too busy being DEEEAAAAD!!!
SO...any women in Southern Earth wanna hook up for HOT and SYRUPY pancakes, drop me an RKO and yeah. If you're SUPER DUPER hot (in other words, if you're dressed really slutty with too much make-up) then I'll get my great grandad to fly you in for some fun, and by fun I mean me trying to please you (trying being the key word).
My favorite places to tickle are spine, medulla oblongata, tailbone sometimes, and feet...but only if you just stepped out of a tar pit. Bone structure, skin (or rubber), eyebrows don't matter not none of not to me. You're penis does! Wait, did I say penis? I meant your HOT SEXY BOOBS AND VAGINA DO!!! I keep myself in excellent shape(my beer belly just hit 45 inches and I can do 2 and a half sit ups) and deserve THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST so you do that too you *****s!
Wanna know s'more? leave a message so I can PM you about licking your asscrackI MEAN get back to you because I'm obviously a gentleman. Later tators!
