Impromptu Date Turns Awkward

[ticklehound]

I hate being a guy sometimes.

LOL! I know what you mean! Many a time have I said, "Sorry... I'm a guy."

I mean, I'm a nice guy (or mean to be)... but I've learned over the years, I have to be selfish & look out for your own interests. And there's nothing wrong with that. So, right now, I'm just flirting with anyone I find attractive & hope I find ONE woman willing to put up with my bullshit.

 

[Jagermeistered]

There is nothing wrong with telling the truth, but when you're playing the game, keep your poker face on and your cards close to your vest, if you want to win a hand or two!

That is coercion... So, a willing prostitute or slut/***** would be more friendly and a more economically sound route to go. Manipulation will just get you into drama, and your early excitement will just lead to unintended stress later on.

 

[Jagermeistered]

LOL! I know what you mean! Many a time have I said, "Sorry... I'm a guy."

I mean, I'm a nice guy (or mean to be)... but I've learned over the years, I have to be selfish & look out for your own interests. And there's nothing wrong with that. So, right now, I'm just flirting with anyone I find attractive & hope I find ONE woman willing to put up with my bullshit.

At least you are being honest... 😀

 

[FootballGuy]

Tie her up with silk ties and blindfold her. Foreplay Fiveplay Sixplay.
Remove the blindfold and tell her she's in for a wild ride.
Taunt, tease and tickle the Hell Holy Beejeebuz out of her.
Give her an experience she'll never forget, then untie her ankles and fuck her brains out.

The sex will make up for any of the other so-called "malfeasants".

There's your Win/Win scenario!

So basically the plan is to force her to be your tickling slave and then to keep her from getting too pissed at you, you have sex with her afterwards where she'll clearly have like 7 orgasms.

Brilliant... sounds guaranteed to work!!

I mean what vanilla woman could resist that??!! 😀

 

[coldneck]

You are correct.
It's worked for me.
You just have to find a chica that's really into you.

You know the old saying ... "It's better to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission."

 

[tklpkl]

You did the right thing. If she didn't bite, then she's not into it and that's ok. The plus side is that you can still be friends and know where each other is coming from.