in today's mail

[lk70]

I got one of those valu-pak things..you know with all the coupons? And no lie, I've got a coupon for a two half price burial plots at the Clover Leaf Memorial Park and Mausoleum if I buy before December 15. Please note the offer does not include outer burial container or internment service fee.

Anybody feeling particularly under the weather? I'll be glad to mail you the coupon.

Jeez.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I got one of those valu-pak things..you know with all the coupons? And no lie, I've got a coupon for a two half price burial plots at the Clover Leaf Memorial Park and Mausoleum if I buy before December 15. Please note the offer does not include outer burial container or internment service fee.

Anybody feeling particularly under the weather? I'll be glad to mail you the coupon.

Jeez.

mail it to me! I have been on the rampage lately!

 

[Mimi]

Lmfao!!

 

[unclebill]

I feel like I`m getting closer every day.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Thanks but no thanks... I'm waiting for a "buy one get one free" cremation.

 

[lk70]

Thanks but no thanks... I'm waiting for a "buy one get one free" cremation.

I've been thinking of getting a woodstove. I'll keep you posted.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I have a feeling with all the cynical sarcastic remarks I make on a daily basis I'll end up dead before my time anyway.

Send 'em my way, I don't need to go out in style! A bare hole in the earth is good enough for me

 

[Dussicar]

Bah!

Knowing the fine print, I'll probably have to be dead before I can buy it for the coupon price.

 

[Mz Chaos]

I've been thinking of getting a woodstove. I'll keep you posted.

Make sure it has a WIDE door and is LONG enough. Super-duper industrial size ought to do the trick. But yeah... that sounds like something I could afford.

 

[Deadsea7777]

I got one of those valu-pak things..you know with all the coupons? And no lie, I've got a coupon for a two half price burial plots at the Clover Leaf Memorial Park and Mausoleum if I buy before December 15. Please note the offer does not include outer burial container or internment service fee.

Anybody feeling particularly under the weather? I'll be glad to mail you the coupon.

Jeez.

Vade Retro Satan!

 

[TicklishLurker]

No thanks. I want to be mummified.

 

[slacker2114]

Like George Carlin, I want to be blown up when I'm dead. That'll teach the neighbors.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

You never mentioned if the coupon said "Void Where Prohibited". An omission, perhaps?

 

[Pokey]

WOW!!!! LK70 reads the coupons! And I thought she was just another pretty face.

 

[DannyMc]

It sure can be said life offers variety .For some , this ad is distasteful and morbid , while others find it cost efficient and convenient . I'm a mortician , I saw one business display a casket in a store front window in a semi busy part of a city , I just didn't feel to comfortable with this type of advertising .

 

[terorizer]

Now that kinda marketing is just dead wrong.

 

[RobAce]

Nah...have no use for it.
Im being cryogenically frozen when that time gets near.

Just call me Freezey!

Rob

 

[lk70]

It sure can be said life offers variety .For some , this ad is distasteful and morbid , while others find it cost efficient and convenient . I'm a mortician , I saw one business display a casket in a store front window in a semi busy part of a city , I just didn't feel to comfortable with this type of advertising .

I"m reminded of a classic WKRP episode where a mortuary wanted to advertise on KRP...their jingle, if I can remember it, was

Hey, you're young and swingin'
No time to think about tomorrow
But there ain't no use to deny it
One day you're gonna buy it
Plan today for a Ferryman tomorrow...

Ferryman, Ferryman - he's the man with the plot, the man with the plan
Ferryman, Ferryman - he's the morticican man who loves you A LOT!

ROFLMAO. I loved that show.

 

[Coffee]

LK70 thanks for looking out for us here at the TMF. I know i wont be needing the coupon but thanks for thinking of me...and everyone else who will eventually die someday....lol

 

[Knox The Hatter]

You know, before 'Six Feet Under', the only mortuary employee I ever remember on TV would've been Herman Munster. Maybe we can get HIM to walk around outside Clover Leaf inside a sandwich board?