1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the
boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for
more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think
Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the
boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for
more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think
Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
I think this just might work!
