Interesting Craigslist ad in my area

[b0xr]

I found this ad on my local CL. Do you believe it?

SCREENWRITER SEARCHING FOR TICKLISH BEAUTY - m4w - 48 (Long Island)

I've been assigned to develop a screenplay for a 90-minute movie that mixes romance with a mildly erotic appeal. The principal character is a gorgeous single woman who is can't maintain a relationship because she's "extremely ticklish"! The story is both farcical and compassionate in regard to the woman's very vulnerable condition. This is quite a challenge for me because I've never previously met a young woman who was handicapped with this sort of physical peril. I'm stuck with an end-of-April deadline to wrap a first draft; naturally, I would prefer to fraternize with a young lady who would qualify as a substitute for this principal character (described in the original outline as "a photogenic, adorable 'free spirit'--Caucasion, age variable (20-35)--whose confident facade erodes when idle grazing inadvertently transforms into intense tickling."). If you qualify as a match, let me know! You'll be the inspiration for the development of this lovely character (but you'll have to endure some tickling applications, nudity is a prerequisite) . I reside in the Long Island area, can provide you with my past film-related experience. Please include photo!

 

[rhiannon]

This scam is still on there or again? This whole thing is so cheesy....the wording itself makes me cringe.

 

[jhop220]

I don't know why anyone would trust that site. The scum of society resides on Craigslist usually.

 

[Wolf]

The lengths that people go to to try and indulge their fetish, while simultaneously trying to hide that fetish, are hilarious.

 

[SusanLee53]

Oh for crying out loud. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Wolf]

Oh for crying out loud. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

You obviously haven't been here that long.
Give it time. You will be amazed. 🙂

 

[Em Es]

Money finds everything

If this future Oscar winner is willing to pay enough money to is female subjects, they may not even care if they find out he's putting them on.

 

[rhiannon]

willing to pay enough money

I am afraid that for some it will be appealing enough if someone tells them "oh, I am working on a movie - I know some people in Hollywood". Maybe there actually is someone dumb enough to believe there could be something with a storyline that idiotic to fall for it. Doubt it though.

 

[Phineas]

This scam is still on there or again?

I see variations of it crop up quite often. It's always "auditions" for some kind of role involving tickling, although one that switched it up was some yutz who was apparently into F/M, who insisted that the girl "deliver a monologue" that ended in her tickling the "actor" she'd be playing opposite. Auditions, of course, would take place at said actor's home.

I really fucking hate our community sometimes. Do spanking fetishists ever pull shit like this? I find it hard to ponder how anyone other than a tickling/foot enthusiast would go to these kinds of lengths to trick people into gratifying them.

 

[ZenTickling]

This guy must be pretty desperate.

 

[tickleman916]

All i can say is lmao

 

[mabus]

But I must ask...how do OUR tickling producers hire people on Craig's List, Model Mayhem, etc.?

What exact wording do they use to hire models, some of whom have zero fetish or sometimes even modeling experience, and how do they hire models
who have an extensive line of work?

 

[Wolf]

But I must ask...how do OUR tickling producers hire people on Craig's List, Model Mayhem, etc.?

What exact wording do they use to hire models, some of whom have zero fetish or sometimes even modeling experience, and how do they hire models
who have an extensive line of work?

I imagine they're pretty straightforward about who they're looking for, the pay, and the expectations, and don't spend so much effort pretending it's something it's not.

 

[asutickler]

Creeper level: 10/10.

 

[rhiannon]

I see variations of it crop up quite often. It's always "auditions" for some kind of role involving tickling, although one that switched it up was some yutz who was apparently into F/M, who insisted that the girl "deliver a monologue" that ended in her tickling the "actor" she'd be playing opposite. Auditions, of course, would take place at said actor's home.

I really wonder if anybody actually falls for this!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I wouldnt trust the person who placed that ad any further than I can throw him

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I imagine they're pretty straightforward about who they're looking for, the pay, and the expectations, and don't spend so much effort pretending it's something it's not.

Yeah, I think so too. Don't compare this guy to the tickling video people. They probably are honest about what they're doing. They ask for people willing to be in a tickle video... It's they're job. I'm sure they're not insecure and pretend it's something it's not.

 

[DimpleToes]

A true video producer will have references one can check on and a good reputation. This guy is ubber creepy.