Interesting morning - could she be less intelligent?

[ViperGTS]

So, this morning I received an email from someone who saw my modelling ads on CL for tickling videos. The conversation was so mind numbilngy boring and unintelligent, I felt like I should share it with you.

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Email from potential model to me, in response to seeing an ad on CraigsList:

hi hit me up

My response:

Interesting. That's all you had to say about the ad? 😛

Potential model:

tell me more

My second response

Well, basically, I run a business that makes videos of girls being tickled.

Are you ticklish?
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Since I noticed that her email address ended with @aol.com, I thought I would add the screenname to my AIM buddy list to see what happened. She was online, so I said hello. Here's the conversation.

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VprProductions (10:21:51 AM): hey
Hotprincess2531 (10:22:08 AM): hi
VprProductions (10:22:26 AM): Thought I would see if you are online on AIm since your email address is through aol
VprProductions (10:22:43 AM): this is Mark - I make those fetish videos. is that something you think you'd want to try?
Hotprincess2531 (10:23:09 AM): maybe
VprProductions (10:23:22 AM): haha what is it about this kind of thing that interests you?
Hotprincess2531 (10:24:00 AM): i got pretty feet
VprProductions (10:24:21 AM): ooookay, how old are you?
Hotprincess2531 (10:25:02 AM): 25
VprProductions (10:25:19 AM): Do you have any pictures of yourself?
ATTENTION (10:25:42 AM): Direct IM session initiated.
*The model sends me a low resolution snapshot of a not-particularly-attractive-looking girl dressed in a baggy Tshirt and white sweatpants.*
VprProductions (10:27:36 AM): Is that the only one you have? The resolution isn't that great so it's tough for me to really see much of anything
ATTENTION (10:29:41 AM): Direct IM session disconnected.
VprProductions (10:30:04 AM): So I guess that was the only picture you have. Are you ticklish?
VprProductions (10:31:46 AM): Hello?
VprProductions (10:35:18 AM): Okay, I get the impression you aren't that interested in this kind of gig - if you are going to send an email to someone who is going to offer you a job, you may in the future find it pertinent to be a bit more responsive and slightly more eloquent in your responses.
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I was tempted to reply to "i got pretty feet" with "do you got a high school diploma?", but that would have been mean.

Public embarassment is much better suited.

Anyway, I thought someone might enjoy this.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

sorry that happend viper I'm sure that you'll find more takers who are up to the job

 

[Sidrablem]

I enjoyed it.

not to dumb down you're usually well-worded threads, but I kept hearing (in Cartman's voice):

"what eva what eva! I do what I want! I got pretty feet! what eva! my sweatpants are hott! what eva!"

-Mel

 

[Tiger.Lily]

rofflecopter xD

 

[Mister Scruff]

You're right, that was very boring.

 

[RavenMoon]

UGH! I loath those types of conversations!

On the other site I write on, I get what I love to call the caveman grunter. Its an adult alternative lifestyle site that is primarily personal adds along with a blog section and a magazine section. I log on to do some work and find I have a number of emails. For some silly reason that I can only nail down to being my hope of finding someone out there with half a marble in their brain, I'll wade through the emails which usually consist of men telling me to get upon my knees or telling me they want me to hurt them. Telling me! LOL! I'm a clearly marked Domina!

So I tend to tell them what I would like to do to them, usually involving my knives and barbed urethra sounds, and then I place it on my blog for some humiliation. *shakes her head at the silly cavemen*

Good luck to you and the model search. I always enjoy your clips. Best wishes to you and yours...

 

[milagros317]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Oh well.

 

[Bugman]

Hotprincess2531

Coming soon to a McDonalds near you..

 

[Sanhael]

Hotprincess2531

Coming soon to a McDonalds near you..

I can't speak for McDonalds, but my KFC just got rid of the person whom Ms. Princess reminds me very strongly of. Everybody else is at least one cut above that.

Of course, there is always the possibility that a couple of 13-year-old boys were simply too busy giggling and snickering like they'd just found their sisters' diaries to reply with any greater frequency.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Not especially discrete of you to post her username.

 

[Bugman]

I can't speak for McDonalds, but my KFC just got rid of the person whom Ms. Princess reminds me very strongly of. Everybody else is at least one cut above that.

Of course, there is always the possibility that a couple of 13-year-old boys were simply too busy giggling and snickering like they'd just found their sisters' diaries to reply with any greater frequency.

I don't mean to disparage people who work in the fast food industry in general.Just a little joke.🙂 I think it's safe to say we have all worked with airheads in any line of work.😉

 

[asutickler]

It was me. 😀

 

[ViperGTS]

Goddamnit ASU, you transsexual caveman rhino!

 

[Adam]

Looks as though it was no real loss. Have to wonder why she responded to the ad, though.