"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[baldadonis]

So how was your dinner with Sean Penn?

Over time it gradually changed from pink to blue.

 

[milagros317]

What happened to the baby that you left outside overnight? 😱 😱

Not until next week.

 

[slacker2114]

When is the next time you plan to attempt self-fellatio?




(A classic: )
If not for my horse, I'd have never spent that year in college.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Why do you love your horse in such a strange and creepy way??

It is buried under the house.


DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Where did you hide your life-sized Antonio Banderas blow up doll?


If taken with water, it will extend your life by a few years.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Why do you take Viagra pills every night?...And day?...And right now???

I had it framed.

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

What did you do with your first rectal exam photo?



After taking out the trash, it was time to kick some ass.

 

[DJ Tickler]

What did you do with those garbage men who never took your bins away?

I never saw her again

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

What happened after your wife found you in a Turkish bathhouse?



We rolled it down the hill into traffic.

 

[Dave2112]

Has anyone seen that tumor I had removed?



After seeing he was outnumbered, Bill grabbed the nearest kangaroo and headed into the sunset, living to fight another day...but always wondering...what will become of the marshmallows? As they say, pillows will do the trick when motor oil fails.

 

[DJ Tickler]

How did that story end? You know...the one you were writing when on drugs?

The teddy bears lead a revolution

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

So what happened when you moved into Wonderland?



Then a horde of grizzly bears stole the last Yugo.

 

[DJ Tickler]

So let me get this straight, you meet this girl, fell in love, went on a romantic picnic...then what happened?

It was the happiest day of my life

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

So, tell me about your "coming out" party.



Muad'Dib.....Muad'dib....Muad'dib...

 

[DJ Tickler]

So do you say anything to them when you buy a prostitute?

Oh look...a flying pig

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

What was your reaction while at a Pink Floyd concert sober?



All I know is there is no way you'd get me to sleep with her again.

 

[DJ Tickler]

So what who was better at sex, Britney Spears or that mean looking hobo?

Thank god there are some chips left

 

[slacker2114]

How did you react when you found out the dog had eaten your sammich?



If she calls me one more time, I'm driving off a cliff.

 

[DJ Tickler]

So what do you think of my sister

Australian's are definatley the best

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

So who do you think make the best drag queens?



For the last time, there were no false accusations made by me.

 

[DJ Tickler]

I am hoping the rummor of you having sex in the alley way is a lie. Is it true??

The pink elephants are after me

 

[slacker2114]

What was your initial reaction before you joined the Gay Republican Coalition?




Is that supposed to be a serious question?

 

[DJ Tickler]

I have managed to convince Carmen Electra, Pamala Anderson and Britney Spears to let me tie them down and tickle them, Do want to help??

I am not going to tell you

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

At what point did you realize you were never going to win the John Holmes award?



If it were that easy, I'd have asked her out years ago.

 

[DJ Tickler]

So why don't you just ask your life long crush out? You know, the one you have admired from afar but who doesn't know you exisit and who you have fallen in love with. It's not that hard is it???

The Earth is offically flat