It Doesn't Get Much More Hick than This....

[Mimi]

I'm still giggling about this....

So Laz and I went up to the northwoods of Wisconsin yesterday to visit some family. Now, we love going up there for our loved ones, and to see the lovely scenery.....but it's a love hate thing because the further you get up, the more unbelievably hick people become. I don't mean your standard country folk....I'm a Nascar fan and I'm tattooed and I have little porcelain bunny figurines in my yard. I'm fairly white trash / redneck myself. But some of the characters you run across up north are responsible for the birth of total hick stereotypes (Deliverance, anyone?...I swear if you listen hard enough you can hear Banjo's playing softly in the distance once you cross the Price County border). Laz's ex wife and her husband are two prime examples themselves.

But as we were leaving hicksville around dusk last night, we stopped for a quick photo shoot in a really cool old little cemetery that I wanted to check out. The first thing we saw upon pulling in not only dropped us to the floor laughing, but it firmly cemented what we've been trying to say all along:

These people need help. Proof is in the picture.



You just KNOW someone had to actually make an attempt at this to necessitate this sign.

"Dear lord, we ask that you take our beloved Aunt Martha into your kingom"....

BOOM!!!!

"I got one!! Did you see the rack on that one?? Musta been a 20 pointer!!"

And they are allowed to reproduce....

And what happens if the dead come to life? You're supposed to lure them out of the gates of the graveyard before you can blast them?

Un-freaking-believable. I should send this to Leno....

 

[Illtcklu]

So THAT'S why I've never been able to catch anything!!!! They're already dead!!!!!!!





Great photo Meems!!!!!






Next they'll have a sign that says "Not a picnic area!"

 

[RobAce]

Great Photo Mimi!!

I know what the sign means....but it is funny as hell at first glance.

LOL

Rob

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
That's a funny sign, thanks, Mimi. 😀

 

[storyteller]

Hey, there may be a story here...
Sign pertaining to the living and the dead because the spirits of the dead, buried with their guns, rise at night to shoot the living who dare to come hunt on their turf. Or, maybe just scare them, take their guns, and tickle torture them to teach them to obey signage.

Whatcha think?

 

[Saeria]

Hey, there may be a story here...
Sign pertaining to the living and the dead because the spirits of the dead, buried with their guns, rise at night to shoot the living who dare to come hunt on their turf. Or, maybe just scare them, take their guns, and tickle torture them to teach them to obey signage.

Whatcha think?

That sounds like some kind of Night of the Living Dead x Squidbillies type thing ri'chare. At least you didn't say deer zombies that feed on dead human flesh (cause that's what i was thinking). That's one awesome sign, though. Makes me want to find one in my local cemetery.

And now for something completely different...

(( Zombies aren't shallow; they love you for your brains! ))

 

[ChosenofMystra]

LMAO! You've officially reached the end of the internet folks. There's nothing left to see! Turn around and go home now!

Funny stuff Mimi 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Thanks For The Laugh.

Now I won't know what to do anymore, since throwing rocks in the pond isn't fun anymore.

 

[Dário F]

Reminds of an article published by some newspaper saying: "hurricane destroys cemetery making hundreds of deaths"...

 

[Mimi]

LMAO! You've officially reached the end of the internet folks. There's nothing left to see! Turn around and go home now!

ROFL! I know, right??? Talk about being one of the last things you'd ever expect to see!

I'm so glad you're all finding it as enteraining as we did. I would have been really worried if someone replied with "what's so funny about that?"

 

[tickledgirl]

I don't get it. What's so funny about that?


































Sorry, someone had to say it. 😛