ITT: Post the small things that get on your nerves on this forum.

[Antarion]

Sup, bros.

Let me just let you all know now, I'm not attempting to insult the forum. I'm not even trying to aggravate anyone. I just want to see the little things that irk people a bit. Hell, maybe I'm just an irritable guy, I dunno.


Whenever someone posts a thread saying "Does anyone get aroused by tickling?" On this forum. That immediately makes me jump to the conclusion that you're either underage or extremely, EXTREMELY stupid.

(I've said this one before.) Overusing the word 'sole'. Yeah, I get it. Sometimes there's no other word that goes in the place of it. But when you're just talking about looking at a girls feet when she's walking in flipflops, "I heard her coming from a mile away, and I just wondered what result would come from me running my fingers up and down those soles." It sounds weird and pervy.

Seeing threads that are clearly from someone underage, but nothing can be done about them. I dunno, maybe this has been fixed in the last few months I've been gone, but when I was last here, these threads were everywhere. Someone posts a thread saying something like 'how do u get ur gurl 2 tkl u?' and when they're confronted with their age, they say something like "i'm young, lol"

 

[Comfort Eagle]

That goddamn Politics forum.

 

[Antarion]

Yeah, I can agree with that. I stepped foot in there the other day, and I gotta say... 4chan's /pol/ is a bit more civilized that ours.

 

[mustang]

Getting off by stroking the soles of a girl's feet is 'weird and pervy', but so what? This forum is for the small cadre of folks who have either a tickling fetish, foot fetish, or foot tickling fetish. That makes us weird and pervy in the eyes of about 99% of the population, but so what? It is what it is and we are what we are. Lighten up and relax your sphincter. You are overly sensitive.

 

[Antarion]

Getting off by stroking the soles of a girl's feet is 'weird and pervy', but so what? This forum is for the small cadre of folks who have either a tickling fetish, foot fetish, or foot tickling fetish. That makes us weird and pervy in the eyes of about 99% of the population, but so what? It is what it is and we are what we are. Lighten up and relax your sphincter. You are overly sensitive.

Hold up buddy, I'm not saying that's it's wrong to get off to it, I'm saying it's odd SAYING it. I don't go here to jerk off to forum posts. It's like public masturbation when you're just talking in a forum and then suddenly someone bursts into a monologue about 'soles'. Save the use of the overly vivid words like that for when you're doing ERP or something.

I can't help but get an aura of hostility from your message. Did I hit a nerve? You seem to be going into "Don't judge me" mode right now, unprovoked. Also, do you think I'd be here if I didn't share the same fetish as the rest of you? I get aroused the same way you all do.

 

[SoleMates]

Getting off on it is not pervy, but there's definitely a way to present it to keep it from sounding so. In my experience, foot/tickle fetishists have a real issue with typing in a way that's not completely Hannibal Lecter-level creepy.

Like how they all say "female feet" to refer to the object of their predilections. "I love female feet!" "I saw female feet in the park today!". As if said feet aren't even attached to a person, and that if they don't specify "female", then someone might think they're gay, and we can't have that.

Or "she has gorgeous feet and toes", as if toes need to be indicated separately. I mean, it's not like toes are part of the foot or anything, right?

Or rambling, sans-punctuation missives about, well, anything. Or referring to women as "females", like they're not even the same species as men.

Face it, folks; some of us talk like we've got body parts in our freezers. And saying that the rest of us have to "understand" or "accept" that simply by virtue of also having a tickling fetish is a misdirection. Creepy behavior is NOT part and parcel of having a fetish, and the sooner some people realize that, the sooner they'll stop feeling the need to act creepy out of a sense of shame over having one in the first place.

/soapbox

My personal annoyance? People who post polling threads that are little more than "I like X, who's with me?". There's no discussion potential whatsoever there, just a bunch of people going "yup" or "nope".

 

[Antarion]

Getting off on it is not pervy, but there's definitely a way to present it to keep it from sounding so. In my experience, foot/tickle fetishists have a real issue with typing in a way that's not completely Hannibal Lecter-level creepy.

Like how they all say "female feet" to refer to the object of their predilections. "I love female feet!" "I saw female feet in the park today!". As if said feet aren't even attached to a person, and that if they don't specify "female", then someone might think they're gay, and we can't have that.

Or "she has gorgeous feet and toes", as if toes need to be indicated separately. I mean, it's not like toes are part of the foot or anything, right?

Or rambling, sans-punctuation missives about, well, anything. Or referring to women as "females", like they're not even the same species as men.

Face it, folks; some of us talk like we've got body parts in our freezers. And saying that the rest of us have to "understand" or "accept" that simply by virtue of also having a tickling fetish is a misdirection. Creepy behavior is NOT part and parcel of having a fetish, and the sooner some people realize that, the sooner they'll stop feeling the need to act creepy out of a sense of shame over having one in the first place.

/soapbox

Thanks dude, I couldn't figure out how to word it right.

 

[mustang]

No, I was just bullshitting. I don't know why I made the post in the first place. I guess I just felt like playing devil's advocate. At this stage of the game, I don't care what anyone thinks...literally. If folks think that I am a perv for my sexual predilections...fuck 'em.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

The never ending is tickling cheating threads. I mean seriously if you're posting a thread asking if it is cheating to tickling behind your significant other's back them you must feel your doing something wrong. What are these people wanting to get out of these threads? Are they thinking everyone on here is going to tell them it is not cheating tickle away!? Although usually the threads get divided by the yes it is cheating group on one side and the you're fine go for it on the other. I have found these threads are a great way to spot creeps. I use to comment on these threads, but after awhile I got bored and tired of posting the same thing over and over.

 

[knicks255]

I always find it hilarious how, no matter what the topic, if a female poster comments, there is a small cadre of dudes who will quote her and go "OH YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LET ME TICKLE YOU TO CELEBRATE" or something to that effect.

Also, whenever someone's worried about someone taking tickling too far and someone runs in and shouts "FUCK SAFEWORDS YOU PUSSIES".

 

[chicago]

How seriously people take a website, on the internet, about tickling. That includes myself.

How unfriendly people can be even after you politely tell them you're not interested / don't wish to talk / etc.

Trolls

How sometimes veterans of the site / community can get so jaded about the usual questions / topics of tickle-talk that they bite off newbies heads when those questions / topics naturally come up.

How little 'community' there seems to be at times in this community lol

 

[tcklft]

People who complain about people who complain. Hypocrites.

People who ask questions that've been asked a million times. Fer chrissakes learn how to use the goddam search function. Tap into the wisdom of the hive!

 

[crap_game]

Let's see, people who use the slang "Sup" and people who bitch about anything on a web site dealing with a fetish. There is absolutely NOTHING on this site that should be taken seriously.

 

[SoleMates]

I always find it hilarious how, no matter what the topic, if a female poster comments, there is a small cadre of dudes who will quote her and go "OH YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LET ME TICKLE YOU TO CELEBRATE" or something to that effect.

Oh god, yes. And while we're on the subject, no one ever PM me again about meeting/hiring any of the Sole Mates for "private sessions". It's insulting and annoying on multiple levels.

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

<ul>
<li><b>lolcat signatures</b>.</li>
<li><b>Over-identification with evil, death and darkness</b>. I keep seeing these hackneyed TMF handles like "Dark Lord" or "Master of Darkness" or "Black Avenger of Death" or some such melodramatic tripe. Who do you guys think you're kidding? Get over yourselves, already.</li>
<li><b>Use of archaic English words</b> like 'tis, whilst, or methinks. Who do you guys think you're kidding? Get over yourselves, already.</li>
<li><b>Behavioral Police.</b> I'm not referring to the moderators or forum admins who rightfully insure a peaceful forum environment. I'm talking about those who constantly question the ethics and the morality of tickling scenarios.</li>
<li><b>Over-use of the word "creepy."</b> A long-standing favorite of the Behavioral Police.</li>
</ul>

 

[milagros317]

That goddamn Politics forum.

Yes, it's full of melon farmers. 😛
That's why I'm staying out of there from now on.

 

[crap_game]

Yes, it's full of melon farmers. 😛
That's why I'm staying out of there from now on.

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[drewskee]

People complaining about there being too many "fake" and not enough "real" tickling videos out there....

 

[nosforatiop]

People who exploit the insecurities of others, to make themselves look good. People who are irritated to easily 🙂.

 

[ImNotDave]

New members that post one thread saying "I'm a cute 18 y/o girl who loves being tickled. Message me. FEMALES ONLY!", because it's obviously just some fat, middle-aged guy.

People who comment on video threads that are 3/4/5/10 years old, saying "THE VIDEO DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!".

When somebody posts a video to an innocent mainstream tickling video, and that video suddenly gets thousands of comments saying things such as "DO ANOTHER VIDEO OF YOUR FEET TIED UP AND BEING TICKLED!!!""!$!£$!$!"

I have more...

 

[drewskee]

New members that post one thread saying "I'm a cute 18 y/o girl who loves being tickled. Message me. FEMALES ONLY!", because it's obviously just some fat, middle-aged guy.

People who comment on video threads that are 3/4/5/10 years old, saying "THE VIDEO DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!".

When somebody posts a video to an innocent mainstream tickling video, and that video suddenly gets thousands of comments saying things such as "DO ANOTHER VIDEO OF YOUR FEET TIED UP AND BEING TICKLED!!!""!$!£$!$!"

I have more...

Co-sign all of these.

 

[Antarion]

I agree with everything that's been posted so far. Except for that guy who's intentionally taking potshots at me for posting this. Oh well.

 

[ticklemepls]

Drama starting threads 🙂

Oh and shallow idiotic people 😀

 

[emilyemilyemily]

I always find it hilarious how, no matter what the topic, if a female poster comments, there is a small cadre of dudes who will quote her and go "OH YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LET ME TICKLE YOU TO CELEBRATE" or something to that effect.

Also, whenever someone's worried about someone taking tickling too far and someone runs in and shouts "FUCK SAFEWORDS YOU PUSSIES".

thiiiiis

 

[Comfort Eagle]

People who comment on video threads that are 3/4/5/10 years old, saying "THE VIDEO DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!".

Oh fuck this.

And those videos are like, hundreds of pages back. Even deliberately it takes a minute to click back that much, so I highly doubt people "just stumble" onto old threads not realizing a 6 year old YouTube video isn't still up.