i've been a bad, bad driver

[2000 Man]

had to go on a road trip today for work on an out of town presentation.

about 1/4 of the way down, i just got an urge, and started to masturbate.

again.

i have almost lost track of the times, now.

do i need to see a sex addiction counselor, or just relax, and consider it a skill?

sorry, but this wasn't covered in Driver's Ed.

 

[TropicThunder]

That depends.

Do you have to pull over to masturbate?

 

[Leo tickles]

Do you have windshield wipers on the inside of your car?

 

[2000 Man]

@ Tropic - pull over?!? No way, man!
Slow 'n steady ... wins the ... something.

@Leo - I'm very discrete, and clean up nicely.
How 'bout you??

 

[Leo tickles]

I throw it on the wall in my room. Don't bother in the car, that's my ashtray.

 

[darkscar]

Officer: I pulled you over because you where swerving all over the road, did you have anything to drink today?

You: No Officer I was busy pleasuring myself wile driving

Officer: well son I'm going to have to give you a ticket, we have a hands free law in our state.

 

[love feet]

OK see a therapist ASAP!!.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

You think you're hot shit, right?
Let's see you pop in the cop's face.

 

[maniactickler]

What a horrible thread to start my day off on.

 

[Aimee]

OK see a therapist ASAP!!.

LMAO.

 

[darkscar]

do i need to see a sex addiction counselor, or just relax, and consider it a skill?

Just do what Tiger Woods did and go to Sex Addiction Rehab

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[General Zod]

What a horrible thread to start my day off on.

If this would have been a shit post,you would have been happy.

 

[Bohemianne]

1 UP - for surviving major road accidents... Now comes the TMF highway.

 

[Barney Stubble]

Why pleasure yourself? This is what hitch-hikers are for.
Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free.

 

[darkscar]

What happens in the car stays in the Car

 

[miskiduk]

It's ok, as long as you didn't leave any skidmarks