James Brown's body is missing...

[SamuelKhan]

What is he, a fucking zombie?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...y-missing-crypt-alleges-singers-daughter.html

She (Brown's daughter) said: 'My daddy's body has disappeared. I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where.

'I'm convinced his death was suspicious and I want the people responsible brought to justice.

'The only way to do that is to exhume his body and have an autopsy. I cannot understand why one was never conducted.'

Good. God.

He's a zombie!

 

[Sandrock74]

Oh shit! The zombie apocalypse has begun! Who would've thought that the zombie James Brown would have started it?

I'll be hiding in a cave in the mountains until all this is over.

 

[venray]

You mean he's not "a moulderin in his grave" like his cousin?

 

[rhiannon]

?! How did she find out he's gone?! Opened the casket??

 

[Cy/MiG]

This is clearly a ploy. I expect very soon that Michael Jackson and Ray Charles' bodies will also go missing and then the trio will re-appear in a Special Edition MTV 'Thriller' Music Video.

Mark my words. 😀

 

[SamuelKhan]

"See you at rehearsal..."

 

[Coup de Grace]

Blackest Night has come true!

James Brown of Earth.... RISE!!!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Zombie, Schmombie............as long as he still has the moves, I'll go see him.









Drew

 

[Bugman]

I suspect a Giant Clam dug up and consumed the body. It's a well known fact that is what happened to Elvis..

 

[RobAce]

He can't be a zombie....we all know he's a machine....A SEX MACHINE.

Get on up.........

Rob

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I suspect a Giant Clam dug up and consumed the body. It's a well known fact that is what happened to Elvis..

The Giant Clam would never consume the bodies of The Godfather of Soul or The King of Rock and Roll.



Drew

 

[Cy/MiG]

The Giant Clam would never consume the bodies of The Godfather of Soul or The King of Rock and Roll.



Drew

Hmm... upon closer inspection:

And whoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
-Excerpt, Thriller

Shell... perhaps a GIANT CLAM Shell???

Yeah, I'm onto something here.

James Brown and MJ's zombies can't fool me, giant clam or no! 😀

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam had lunch with Vincent Price back in the 80s. He reassured The Giant Clam that the "shell" he was refering to was not......and I repeat.....NOT a Giant Clam shell.


But what of MJ's "Zombies?? What role could they have played in this mystery?



Drew

 

[venray]

The Giant Clam had lunch with Vincent Price back in the 80s. He reassured The Giant Clam that the "shell" he was refering to was not......and I repeat.....NOT a Giant Clam shell.


But what of MJ's "Zombies?? What role could they have played in this mystery?



Drew

and yet....what of Vincent....where might he be.....in the body of a giant clam perhaps...

I believe Cy IS on to something and we need to investigate giant mollusks further...

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam is NOT posessed by the spirit of Vincent Price!(ok maybe Paul Lynde or Charlie Weaver) But not Mr. Price.




Drew

 

[venray]

The Giant Clam is NOT posessed by the spirit of Vincent Price!(ok maybe Paul Lynde or Charlie Weaver) But not Mr. Price.




Drew

I should have steamed you when I had the chance.....

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam cannot be stopped. Not by Batman, Shemp, Kered........anybody!!! (insert evil laugh here)




Drew

 

[b0xr]

I didn't take him

 

[Borg Perfection]

He's out lookin' for coke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

God I fucking love James Brown.

 

[He-Man]

Blackest Night has come true!

No, no, no, don't you recognize this plot? Pretty soon there'll be four people who will be almost like him, but not exactly...at least 3 claiming to be him.

There'll be a teenage clone, a cyborg, a being who THINKS he's James Brown returned from the dead( but he'll be much more violent, and with different abilities) and a guy in armor who won't claim to be him, but others will think it is.


Then one of the guys will show that he's actually evil, while the real James Brown returns, and goes off to kick his evil double's a**.

 

[Sandrock74]

No, no, no, don't you recognize this plot? Pretty soon there'll be four people who will be almost like him, but not exactly...at least 3 claiming to be him.

There'll be a teenage clone, a cyborg, a being who THINKS he's James Brown returned from the dead( but he'll be much more violent, and with different abilities) and a guy in armor who won't claim to be him, but others will think it is.


Then one of the guys will show that he's actually evil, while the real James Brown returns, and goes off to kick his evil double's a**.

Or a clone will show up to take the originals place for a couple of years. After much fan bitching another switch will be pulled, where the clone is killed off and the original returns.

Where have I heard there plots before?

 

[He-Man]

Or a clone will show up to take the originals place for a couple of years. After much fan bitching another switch will be pulled, where the clone is killed off and the original returns.

Where have I heard there plots before?

I dunno, I guess we're just good at thinking up plots. Someone should put those stories into a comic book or something.

 

[texastickler]

The conspiracy thickens!!!

 

[CMartin]

Well of course he's missing......that's why he's the hardest working corpse in show business............. 😛

 

[CMartin]

I should have steamed you when I had the chance.....

Ray, there's no need to mussel Drew around.........