Joanie "Chyna" Laurer In Playboy

[SlaverTickler]

The January 2002 isshue of playboy came out, and former WWF superstar
Joanie Laurer is in it. (oYo)


I have to say she looks great. I always thought Chyna was cool, even before she had her boobs & chin done. I like tuff chicks, so her muscles didn't intimadate me, and she was very uneak in the WWF. You had Sable, Terri, and Ivory, but they where all girly girls, Joanie was who she chose to be and not what the world though a woman should be. The boobs and chin jobs improved her looks, but she mad herself the 9th wonder of the world. Even scum Like Vince McMahn can't take that from her.

 

[qjakal]

On Long Island...

Odd you should post this...a customer of mine just ran into her in a 7-11 here today. Was MUCH impressed by her...spilled his coffee and turned into a babbling idiot(not a real long trip, but you get the idea). He thought she was like 6' 5" tall, but I think he may be mistaken...not sure. Anyway, just thought I'd tell you where she was if you're stalking her...lol. Q

 

[SlaverTickler]

Joanie VS Rena

Ok...a 7-11 somewhere in the U.S., that narrows it down. Wouldn't it be cool if Joanie fought Rena Mero in a cage match tickle fight. Normal escape rules, but you have to tickle your opponent into submition before you could get away. If Joanie was a 'ler she might never leave that cage LOL.

Personally I would put a roof on the cage so you would have to get out threw the door. And we all know Rena has ticklish feet. Thanks to a pic in the old Forum and on TooYou's sight.

 

[qjakal]

Location location location

Umm...not any old 7-11,bub. That little "location" sign by the screenname ought to narrow it down for ya a bit! Long Island! I admit that still leaves a few hundred square miles, but a zealous sleuth should be able to handle that! Actually we're in the middle of nowhere...she was down by Lake Ronkonkoma, which isn't exactly Madison Square Garden Country. Q

 

[SlaverTickler]

Joanie for Termanator 3

I read in Wizard Magazine that Joanie is being considered for the roll of the EVIL Termanator in the 3rd Termanator movie. That would be realy cool. Also in PlayBoy she said she was in talks for a TV show. I hope she gets it, if for no other reason then to burn Massa' McMahn's ass

 

[buckeyeguy]

This isn't the first time is it?

I'd swear I've seen pics of her from a previous Playboy issue (as he checks the message's post date to make sure this isn't an old thread....)

I'm an equal-opportunity tickler, but as far as who I find attractive, tall buff brunettes would pretty much top the list, and she definitely is on the list 🙂

 

[SlaverTickler]

Head Now To Chyna....Ya Brother

Head now to Chyna
Ya brother
Head now to Chyna
Ya Brother
Theirs no troubles with her body
Or her mined
Going stroke all the T-spots
And send chills up her spine
Going to tie her to a wrack.
And do a 69...
Ya-e-Brother Ya

(My perverce rewritting of the song from an old Star Trek)

I just can't believe HHH would dump her for Steph. Just because Steph is the boss's daughter😕. He's always been a brown nosing piece of shit. When he was on a show in Canada, he was asked if Vince was right to do what he did to Bret Hart, he said "Yes I do think Vince was right." Joanie, by the way, looked at the floor and expressed no oppinion. Stick that in your Game and suck it LaVeck (Hunters real name)

 

[CurtWild]

Q she was in a 7-11 in ronkonkoma?i used to live there....but of course she goes there when i move all the way out to east bumblefuck.

i might get the new issue,i bought the last one and i must say....for a girl who could most likely whoop my ass,she ain`t bad.😉

 

[SlaverTickler]

Part of the apeal

The fact that Joanie can kick my butt is part of what I like. I'd much rather have her on my side then the other guys.