joke: 'apoloqoes' if this offends anyone

[TKpervert]

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and
suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass
to pieces while it is still in the air.

He says "In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice.
Viva Mexico!"

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this,
drinks his camel beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots
the glass to pieces while it is still in the air.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either! Praise Allah!"


A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and
drinks, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice.

God Bless the USA!"

 

[steph]

LMAO!
I liked it honey....
XOXO

 

[Volcom]

As a Mexican/Iraqi i find this thread highly offensive to my culture, and i demand it be removed!!!
















Not really by the way....

 

[Oddjob0226]

We laugh becuse it is funny, and we laugh becuse it is true. Especially in my neighborhood!

 

[Newcastle Uni]

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and
suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass
to pieces while it is still in the air.

He says "In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice.
Viva Mexico!"

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this,
drinks his camel beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots
the glass to pieces while it is still in the air.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either! Praise Allah!"


A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and
drinks, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice.

God Bless the USA!"

That is how Nazi Germany started!!!!

However, that said. I shall from now on claim that joke as my own!

 

[grippedchimp]

Somehow to a select few on here, it ain't a joke, but a way of life! 😛