Kegger at Dave's house!!

[Slappy McGee]

WE are gonna have a keg party at Dave's house for his 1000th post. Everyone has to bring weenies for roasting, and feathers for tickling.

Just take a left at the stoplight after the Piggly Wiggly outside of town, and look out for the cats!!

🙂

Congrats on your upcoming milestone, Dave

Slappy McGee

 

[WallStreet]

How far is the secret outpost on Dathomir from NYC?

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Dave definately puts in a great deal of time and effort for us here at TMF. I congragulate him on his work and wish him good luck in the future.

 

[Dave2112]

He he he.....you're ALL invited! Thanks for the vote of support, Slappy! Ok, NYC to Dathomir...

Earth to Tattooine (you guys are REALLY on the edge of the galaxy you know), Tattoine to the Corellian Run. Take the Correllian run Hyperspace Route past Druckenwell to Nubia. From there you'll have to make a non-route micro-jump to Corellia then you can hop back on until you reach Coruscant. DO NOT be tempted to go to the lower levels on your layover!! From there you can take the Perlemian Trade Route to Brentaal and then cross over to the Hydian Way until you pass the mass shadow of Bandomeer. From there it's a quick jump to Dathomir.

I'm the third house on the left in the Northern Continent. Just follow the sound of hysterical laughter.😀

Thank you all for listening to my inane ramblings and enjoying my posts, pics and stories. I've been tempted time and time again to start up some sort of site or something, but I'd really rather just put my stuff here to be shared by the whole community. You guys are the best.😎

 

[CitY of MicA]

I think I must've gotten off at the wrong exit

I don't know where I went wrong 😕 - your directions were good.

Thanx for all your interesting, insightful, and comical posts, Dave. You definitely help to make this place great!

 

[tklr5150]

Did that used to be a Shell Station there?

All's I know is Dave's big 1-000 is worth a party, and I'm counting on Scoob to supply the, uh, party favors

And Slappy. . . explain to me why we can't use the weenies for tickling too? 😕

 

[Slappy McGee]

on the topic of weenies

the thing about weenies is that they can be used for tickling, or you can tickle them.

Historically, weenies were used by kings to strike fear into the hearts of those who opposed them. In the 5th century B.C. a great pharroah used seven weenies to convince the outlying communities to join him, and 700 years of peace ensued.

the other thing about weenies is that you can feed them to your dog or maybe even your cat. they like them alot, dogs do.

a frozen weenie can be fired from a high calibur rifle and can pierce 3 feet of solid concrete.

in 1963, a man was beaten to death with a weenie in lower manhattan. he had failed to pay his rent for 3 months.

any other weenie facts can be sent to dave at his email address, or his home address, or you can just call him at 555-****

🙂

Slappy McGee

 

[Krokus]

I Like It!!!

Lotsa Beer.......mmmmmmmmm.......yummy!!!!

 

[TickledToDeath]

All that BREW and Tickling??? Guess you'll need rubber sheets too!😉 😀

 

[CitY of MicA]

minor correction

in 1963, a man was beaten to death with a weenie in lower manhattan. he had failed to pay his rent for 3 months.

Actually, the police never recovered the weopon that was used to commit this unspeakable act 🙂sowrong: and here we are talking about it). Subsequent findings in the investigation and recent DNA testing pointed to it being a brotwurst. Most crime scene investigators and hot dog vendors will tell you that it would take an extremely large size weenie to actually kill someone!

 

[Dave2112]

True...

...but have you ever seen the size of Hippo Sausage?🙄

 

[Celticrose2001]

Never mind the keg, just bring the pints 'o' Guiness! 🙂


Seriously congrats Dave,for everything you have done for this community.
Maggie

 

[Dave2112]

Maggie and Guiness, what a combo!!!

I had a great time talking to you a while back and I hope you contact me again. My door is always open. Drop me a line, I'd love to talk some more.😎

 

[Myriads]

It sounds as if a good time will be had by all 🙂

Myriads