Killing a rumour about me. Please read.

[Snail Shell]

Hello. My name is Snail Shell. Lately I've heard whispers
through the ongoing drama-mill that runs behind the TMF
about me and, quite frankly, it's leaving me in a mindset of
despair. I don't start shit with anyone and I don't expect
shit to be started with me. I find it truly sad that crap
like this happens at all, but I digress.

I'm hear to address this rumour outright and provide the
facts in as objective and straight-forward a manner as I
can. Those who wish to add their thoughts may. Those
who started this crap, you know who you are and we
need to talk. Beyond that, this just needs to end. I'm
tired of it.

That being said...




















THERE ARE NO ASSLESS CHAPS!!!

As you can CLEARLY see, my chaps have an ass,
and it's a rather nice one at that. 😀

Thanks to Bride of Dracula, Starwolffe, Fire Guardian, BellaRisa, LeeAllure, ViperGTS and everyone else for this gift. Also thanks to Tickle Emperor Rob for taking the pics and Lamashtu who couldn't stop laughing during the shoot. I can only hope this joke now has a punchline and can die in peace.

And finally, I'd like to add that anybody can receive hot pink leather chaps as a gift.

Only a man wears them.

Peace out, y'all!

Snail Shell

 

[Jhoti]

NICE!!!!! You totally need a riding crop!

 

[kered]

Okay.....you looked like you were enjoying the pose for the third pic just a little too much.

 

[Aimee]

Wow.

The end.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

MY EYES.........MY EYES..........I'M BLIND!!!!!!






Drew

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Wow.

The end.

HIS end.

It's great that you're such a good sport, Snail. And for the record, you look totally hot in them. The hat completes the outfit nicely as well. (We need sound effects on here next so I can whistle! lol)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

 

[Dialon]

Im not even going to lie, what you are wearing is bad ass.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

LOL Wow.. Josh... Just, wow .... Just so everyone knows, this is NOT an accurate depiction of ALL Canadians, just the crazy ones who eat poutine all the time....

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Sexy......I agree with Jhoti, you+a riding crop WOULD be better. 😛

 

[Aimee]

LOL Wow.. Josh... Just, wow .... Just so everyone knows, this is NOT an accurate depiction of ALL Canadians, just the crazy ones who eat poutine all the time....

Don't lie, Theresa!

 

[-Hari-]

This thread just switched my sexual orientation 😀

 

[Canadian_Eh]

LOL.. Duh Amy, ya got me 😛 .... I guess now you know how I REALLY spend my weekends ...

 

[Aimee]

LOL.. Duh Amy, ya got me 😛 .... I guess now you know how I REALLY spend my weekends ...

Don't worry.
I'm signing you up for therapy sessions as we speak. You'll be okay. I promise!

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Don't worry.
I'm signing you up for therapy sessions as we speak. You'll be okay. I promise!

Awwww you look out for me, does this mean I can send YOU the bill, cause as you know, i've kinda spent all my money already .. I didn't want you to have to find out this way...

 

[Aimee]

Awwww you look out for me, does this mean I can send YOU the bill, cause as you know, i've kinda spent all my money already .. I didn't want you to have to find out this way...

Ugh FINE! Only because I love you! 😀
And so I can stop scrolling past Josh's scary pictures to see what you posted. I really don't want to have nightmares tonight.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Ugh FINE! Only because I love you! 😀
And so I can stop scrolling past Josh's scary pictures to see what you posted. I really don't want to have nightmares tonight.

I love you too <3 <3

LOL, Nobody blames you for THAT ONE! .... I mean uh... ILY Josh

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Priceless. 😀

 

[venray]

I have absolutely nothing to say here.....

 

[Bugman]

I have absolutely nothing to say here.....

Come on Ray,post those pictures.You told me you have them.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Omg just for that you are totally my hero. Brave much.

Seriously no one else has the right to rock those. Josh your hardcore! Hugs major.

P.S: Thanks for the proof but don't ever wear those out...you might scare people.

 

[Carsomyr]

LMAO! I nearly died! XD

Canadians, is all I'm saying... 😛

 

[Snail Shell]

Thank you, thank you. You're too kind. 😀

Mad props to everyone. You people rawk. While I will not be wearing the chaps out in public, ever, they may make appearances at future TMF-oriented events. Stay tuned and bring your sunglasses.

Snail Shell

 

[SlaverTickler]

THE GIMMICK LIVES!!!

 

[alchemy]

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