Kurchatrivia

[milagros317]

I will go with:
a) Carpenter

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is D) Shoemaker though I am sure many of you thought the correct answer was b.

Next Question..... (in the uncle theme)

My uncle made boots for a famous person. Who was that person?

a) John Wayne

b) Elvis Presley

c) Joe Frazier

d) Alice Cooper

 

[milagros317]

I will go with:
a) John Wayne

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer was B)Elvis Presley Elvis had my uncle make him a very expensive pair of leather boots. My uncle said Elvis was very nice and paid him well. I think one reason I like Elvis's songs so much was he was a very nice man.

Next Question....

Which of the following trees do the widdle squirrels prefer to live in?

a) Mr Pine Tree

b) Mr Silk Floss Tree

c) The Cypress Trees

d) The Bauhinia Trees

 

[milagros317]

Wow! Elvis! I am impressed.
I will go with:
a) Mr Pine Tree

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is indeed A) Mr Pine Tree The widdle squirrels always seem to frolic over to that tree and climb up it. I think they go way up too.

Next Question.....

Which tree do the widdle birds prefer?

a) Mr Pine Tree

b) Mr Silk Floss Tree

c) The Cypress Trees

d) The Bauhinia Trees

 

[milagros317]

The correct answer is indeed A) Mr Pine Tree The widdle squirrels always seem to frolic over to that tree and climb up it. I think they go way up too.

Yay! I got that one correct.

I will guess:
d) The Bauhinia Trees

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is C) The Cypress Trees. There are tons of widdle birds in these trees now. I think in part cause they eat the seeds from the tree. So its a bit like having a house with a pantry that restocks itself

Next Question....

One side of Kurch's family is Catholic what is the other side?

a) Catholic

b) Lutheran

c) Baptist

d) Pentecostal

 

[milagros317]

I will guess:

c) Baptist

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is D) Pentecostal

Next Question.....

Kurch has a few baby kumquat trees but what fruit tree is he trying to grow now?

a) Goji Berries

b) Meyer Lemons

c) Tangerines

d) Apples

 

[milagros317]

I will go with:
a) Goji Berries

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is indeed Goji Berries Goji berries are very tasty sort of a sweet and sour taste like citrus and they are super healthy for you.

Next Question....

Which of the following plant minerals causes the most problems if used in excess?

a) Nitrogen

b) Potassium

c) Phosphorous

d) Magnesium

 

[milagros317]

The correct answer is indeed Goji Berries Goji berries are very tasty sort of a sweet and sour taste like citrus and they are super healthy for you.

Yay! I got that one correct!
I will go with:
b) Potassium

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is C) Phosphorous Phosphorous salts tend to be less soluble in water and can often often precipitate out of solution.... this can burn tender roots.

Next Question....

How often should you water your plants with just plain water to prevent roots from being burned by fertilizer?

a) once a month

b) once a year

c) every other month

d) once a week

 

[milagros317]

I will go with:

a) once a month

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is D) Once a week A good wash with water is good for a plants roots. Its sorta like a shower for the roots.

Next Question....

What is the big concern Kurch has in his garden now?

a) All the hummers are gone.

b) Plants and trees need more water.

c) Plants are being attacked by a ton of aphids.

d) Trees need a lot more vitamins.

 

[milagros317]

I will go with:
b) Plants and trees need more water.

 

[kurchatovium]

Sadly the correct answer is A) All the hummers are gone. For some strange reason kurch has not seen a single hummer in weeks. Very scary.

Next Question....

Kurch's other uncle died at a very young age. In addition to being a Sharpshooter what was his primary occupation?

a) Exotic Male Dancer

b) Plumber

c) Jeweler

d) Blacksmith

 

[milagros317]

Sadly the correct answer is A) All the hummers are gone. For some strange reason kurch has not seen a single hummer in weeks. Very scary.

That is very sad indeed.

I will go with:
b) Plumber

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is C) Jeweler

Next Question....... (easy one)

What is the running gag in this thread?

a) Lots of walk into a bar jokes

b) Mentioning the profession Male Exotic Dancer as often as possible.

c) Rickrolling

d) Secret Smilies

 

[milagros317]

I will go with:
b) Mentioning the profession Male Exotic Dancer as often as possible.

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is indeed B) Mentioning the profession Male Exotic Dancer as often as possible. Every thread should have a running gag.

Next Question....

What do Kurch, THE THREAD and THE POST all have in common?

a) They are all hyperdimensional.

b) They all have blue eyes.

c) They all have moustaches.

d) They all like to wear bow ties.

 

[milagros317]

The correct answer is indeed B) Mentioning the profession Male Exotic Dancer as often as possible. Every thread should have a running gag.

Yay! I got that one correct.
I will go with:

a) They are all hyperdimensional.

 

[kurchatovium]

The correct answer is indeed A) They are all hyperdimensional.

Next Question....

How big is THE THREAD?

a) 8 feet in diameter

b) 9 feet in diameter

c) 7 feet in diameter

d) 5 feet in diameter

 

[milagros317]

The correct answer is indeed A) They are all hyperdimensional.

Yay! I got that one correct.
I will go with:
b) 9 feet in diameter