Wowzers.
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm leaving (or trying to leave) because it might be a good idea to have a break from this stuff for a while.
I speak with my solicitor this afternoon.
Why do you think that I am guilty of chatting up a girl? How wrong is that? Yeah, I fucked up. Instead of asking her something silly like - what are you listening to? Or nice blouse, or some other such line, I went with - what size shoe have you got. Yes weird. Yes not likely to be successful. But not ILLEGAL!!!!!!!
She then gets pissed, maybe seeks attention, whatever and says I grabbed her. The video footage should clear me and it'll all be over with. The policeman was a bit of an arsehole too in trying to trick me into admitting guilt for something that I hadn't done. By tricking me into not having a solicitor. He even point blank said to me "If you touched her - don't tell me"
Not that I had touched her.
Wrong place. Wrong time. Wrong girl. Wrong police officer. These things happen and we get over them them.
So I re-iterate.
Fuck off you cyincal bastard.
Well, I guess you told me, then.
If "
Guilty men bow their heads in shame, and innocent men shout from the rafters", where does that put "
shrieking like a spoiled child"?
Who's stopping you from leaving, by the way? The Girl? The Cop? Your Solicitor? The Crown? Apparently, that wiggly mass of fused-together Jelly Babies you call a spine is incapable of handling the high motor functions it takes to NOT log on and whine around here, looking for support. So, keep on "trying" to leave. Soldier on, Brave One. Maybe you can get Daniel Day Lewis to play you in the movie.
My $10 (or ten Euros, since it's worth more) would be betting that this chucklehead thinks that by not logging on for a week or so before his case is called, he can say "I
do not go on fetish websites on the internet" (keeping it in present tense, mind you) on the stand (or is it in the dock?) and not be guilty of perjury.
Glad to see you've accepted responsibility in this case, and have learned your lesson, rather then blaming everyone else in the matter and throwing ridiculous tantrums. (Then again, his name isn't "
ADULTSHAMBLES", is it?)
I said before, time and time again, I didn't think your actions were as serious as all that, as stupid as they were. Your actions were foolish and without thought. But your insipid rationalizations, justifications, and excuses are what are really annoying. I have a thing about respecting women and their space. But all
you want is the boundless support and validation that folks like WIP (Goddess Bless 'Em) will give. Fair enough. Anyone who doesn't stroke your little...uh...head.... and offer you a lolly is a cynical bastard.
Come back and ask our advice when you do it again. Because you
will do it again. You don't really think you did anything wrong in the first place, you have less self control than an teenage boy left at home with a bottle of Jergen's Lotion and Volumes I-XII of
Girls Gone Wild, and you're foolish enough to think you can avoid getting caught next time. Just let us know which rails you'll be innocently riding, okay? Some of us have teenagers of our own.
