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I own a massive gold treasury that Europeans are always trying to steal from :paranoia:
 
I am the personal masseuse under Taryn's desk. My foot massages are the reason she sleeps all day at work with a big smile on her face.
 
im tee-total. in fact iv never sampled anything that alters your state of mind.

and i contain.....no nuts
 
I have a freckle on my penis that, when magnified, shows itself to be a scaled drawing of Albert Einstein.
 
I keep a personal :feets: masseuse under my desk at work

Whatever you're paying him, I'll do it for half 😀



I once fought a duel with cardboard tubes in the middle of Kwik Save. Actually that's not a lie, a security guard came and threw me out.
 
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