LIES!

[Filthyweasel]

I'm not smirking at the fact that my month old buried thread has suddenly taken off...

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Last night I teleported to Hawaii

 

[K-Skate417]

I will one day be emperor of the universe!

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I know how to breathe fire

 

[K-Skate417]

I own a massive gold treasury that Europeans are always trying to steal from

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I keep a personal masseuse under my desk at work

 

[K-Skate417]

I am psychic

 

[Filthyweasel]

I'm related to Robert the Bruce, and one day I will take back the throne...

 

[Filthyweasel]

I am the personal masseuse under Taryn's desk. My foot massages are the reason she sleeps all day at work with a big smile on her face.

 

[herts tickler]

im tee-total. in fact iv never sampled anything that alters your state of mind.

and i contain.....no nuts

 

[Coup de Grace]

I'm short, obese and hung like a pimple.

 

[Filthyweasel]

I'm a right wing activist you abortion-loving homosexual commies!

 

[Whoviantrekkie]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die!

 

[K-Skate417]

I'm actually a clone of HDS engineered with dragon DNA.

 

[Filthyweasel]

I regularly go swimming off the coast of South Africa in a seal costume.

 

[K-Skate417]

I once swam the entire length of the Pacific Ocean

 

[Filthyweasel]

I once swam to Alice Springs!

(I think only the Australians in this forum will get that)

 

[Artoo]

I have a freckle on my penis that, when magnified, shows itself to be a scaled drawing of Albert Einstein.

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I have DD breasts

 

[Mister Scruff]

I eat lobster every day and am a Satanist.

 

[Mister Scruff]

I keep a personal masseuse under my desk at work

Whatever you're paying him, I'll do it for half 😀



I once fought a duel with cardboard tubes in the middle of Kwik Save. Actually that's not a lie, a security guard came and threw me out.

 

[Filthyweasel]

I didn't just this thread

 

[Ghris]

I'm not nerdy as hell 😛

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

After the hangover I had this weekend I am never going to drink again

 

[texastickler]

I live in a small Texas town with elephants.