A teacher doing grad studies was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of
lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red.......cherry
Yellow.......lemon
Green.......lime
Orange........orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the
children could identify the taste. Well, he said,
I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may
possibly call your father at times. One little girl
looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled
Oh my God!!
They're assholes!!!
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of
lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red.......cherry
Yellow.......lemon
Green.......lime
Orange........orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the
children could identify the taste. Well, he said,
I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may
possibly call your father at times. One little girl
looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled
Oh my God!!
They're assholes!!!



