A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach...
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>> As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the
>> women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her
>> why.
>>
>> She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
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>> The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns
>> to
>> tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad
>> does.
>>
>> She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
>>
>> Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean
>> to play.
>>
>> Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother,
>>
>> 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer
>> he talks, the dumber he gets.
>>
>> As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the
>> women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her
>> why.
>>
>> She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
>>
>> The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns
>> to
>> tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad
>> does.
>>
>> She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
>>
>> Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean
>> to play.
>>
>> Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother,
>>
>> 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer
>> he talks, the dumber he gets.
