Make Up A Fact!

[milagros317]

Making up the same fact over and over again will cause your brain to turn blue and fall off.

Doesn't worry me. 😀

Eating lots of jelly makes your forearms turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[kered]

A male wearing socks during intercourse is the ultimate turn-on for a female.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of kale makes your kneecaps turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

generally eating too much fruit makes something turn blue and fall off.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Consuming ridiculous quantities of birthday cake will give you abs of steel.

 

[Sandrock74]

Anything can be proven with statistics. 14% of people know that.

 

[wishfoot88]

the number Pi starts like this 3.46524378564521908235634167384645.........and ends 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 digits later with.......4748563oh fuck it!! i cannot be arsed to carry this shit on! and why the fuck are you still calculating this!!😀
emoticon included.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of lettuce makes your toes turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

Eating lots of onions makes you skin turn blue and fall off.😱

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of mangoes makes your scalp turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[Ticklesocks]

15% of the time people are right all the time

 

[KrazieDog]

Bazooka Joe bubble gum was accidentally created in 1912 by Gertrude Singsong, who after mixing old silly putty with a strawberry flavored pixie stix, put it into her mouth and instantly realized, "wow this shit is fantastic, but loses it's flavor in 10 seconds. I guess I'll sell it anyway because by the time the flavor is gone, I'll have their money anyway".

Where the name came from is a whoooooole different story.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of nectarines will cause your ankles to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[kered]

Bathing in deisel fuel will leave your skin silky smooth.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of oranges will cause your elbows to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[KrazieDog]

"You once had a dream but your grandma stole it"

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of peaches will cause your cheeks to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[vladtickleman22]

Spinning around in circles while singing oh danny boy will cause you to shink 2 feet and turn red.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of quiche will cause your testicles to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Thirty ... seven ... percent of all stats are made up on the spot

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of rice will cause your eyelids to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

Colgate University was originally going to be called Aquafresh Academy.

 

[KrazieDog]

^ boooooo, hhahhhah

In 1961 Baldaddonis shaved a moose outside of Seattle, superglued all of it's hair to his own body, and has since been mistaken 79 times as bigfoot. The following are all Bald.

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[baldadonis]

Kraziedog, or as he also known, Edwin McCutcheon, used to be a highly paid male model. He gave up on that though when Ashton Kutcher wouldn't stop hitting on him. Edwin moved to Colorado and now owns a little shack off I-70 that sells banana hammocks. No one really knows why he would choose that particular location to sell banana hammocks, but Edwin's always been a little krazie.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of salsa will cause your nose to turn blue and fall off. 😱