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Memo to Matt Damon
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Big_Dogg85
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Great...both Damon and Affleck are here! Okay, if anyone is to choose to engage in sexually carnal relations with Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck, I must urge the greater populace to please, PLEASE...use the proper protection!
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Oh god.
All this because I fessed up about fucking Matt Damon.
All this because I fessed up about fucking Matt Damon.
Oh god.
All this because I fessed up about fucking Matt Damon.
SEE what you started...
TropicThunder
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I just figured there needed to be more honesty in our relationship.
This relationship is quickly turning into a foursome.
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Did somebody say foursome???
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You are in big trouble now...Matt's mom is NOT amused...
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TropicThunder
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I think I just died laughing.
I probably shouldn't have watched this at work.
I probably shouldn't have watched this at work.
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probably not....
You ain't right.
And you just figured this out?
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those homewrecking Northeasterners
this thread 
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Except for Sasaxrah, I hate you all right now. 
SS
SS
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You KNOW you love ME!
Listen, you squinty-eyed mutant; I DON'T LOVE YOU. You're the same damn role in every movie you've ever been in. EVER. The only actor more guilty of that than you is Nicholas Cage, maybe. Daredevil. Seriously? DAREDEVIL?!?!
And swapping Jennifer Lopez for Jennifer Garner? How low are you willing to stoop, Sarah Jessica Parker? That's like trading in your tape deck for an 8-track. Your girlfriend looks like someone took the original pink Power Ranger and dipped her in plastic.
As for sex with you, Matt Damon I could forgive. He looks human, barely. I'm no movie star and I'm not going to win any modelling contracts any time soon, but I'm not unattractive and I've got standards. If I was gay, I could easily get a gay guy who didn't have the option of a fuckable chin hole. Your face looks like the 16th hole at St. Andrews.
Learn to act. Learn to dress. Learn to direct. Learn to write, because we both know Damon wrote Good Will Hunting while you sat on the couch eating Cheez-Its and smoking pot. That'll get you back on the track to something that might resemble a salvagable life and quit wasting my time.
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Ummmmm.......y-yay Daredevil?
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Now now. Don't be jealous because I look better in skin tight super hero costumes than you do. (Though the neon pink chaps were a good try as they compliment your eyes)
TropicThunder
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Except for Sasaxrah, I hate you all right now.
SS
Wahoo!
Also, way to avoid the move to SSF.
Matt Damon
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Listen, you squinty-eyed mutant; I DON'T LOVE YOU. You're the same damn role in every movie you've ever been in. EVER. The only actor more guilty of that than you is Nicholas Cage, maybe. Daredevil. Seriously? DAREDEVIL?!?!
And swapping Jennifer Lopez for Jennifer Garner? How low are you willing to stoop, Sarah Jessica Parker? That's like trading in your tape deck for an 8-track. Your girlfriend looks like someone took the original pink Power Ranger and dipped her in plastic.
As for sex with you, Matt Damon I could forgive. He looks human, barely. I'm no movie star and I'm not going to win any modelling contracts any time soon, but I'm not unattractive and I've got standards. If I was gay, I could easily get a gay guy who didn't have the option of a fuckable chin hole. Your face looks like the 16th hole at St. Andrews.
Learn to act. Learn to dress. Learn to direct. Learn to write, because we both know Damon wrote Good Will Hunting while you sat on the couch eating Cheez-Its and smoking pot. That'll get you back on the track to something that might resemble a salvagable life and quit wasting my time.
SS
Ha ha, he totally put you in your place, you pompous, credit-stealing mongoloid. "Ooh, look at me, I make $20 million a picture and suddenly I'm too good to attend my buddy Matt's Fourth of July barbecue." Fuck you and your reindeer games!
I take it all back, Snailshell. You and I should get a drink sometime. A little sky rockets in flight...afternoon delight? 😉
