Mini-Rants - For the Ranter who's on the go!

[Journia]

I hate girls who think that every guy who talks to them wants to sleep with them. They dont even give a chance to just hang out or be friends. Sorry honey, I have a girl friend who is beautiful and not an F-ing beotch. Dont flatter yourself. I aint that impressed.

Dang, I feel better!

Precisely! What the heck? Not every male wants to sleep with them. Fondle them or caress them....

 

[TKLVR181]

why the bloody hell do i have to live 600 miles away from my girlfriend. i wanna be with her, she needs my moral support because her fucking family is abusive and heartless. i cant hug her and kiss her and cuddle with her and tell her itll b all right because of the fucking distance between us. THIS SUCKS

Oh boy do I EVER hear you. Senshi and I are across the pond from each other and I miss him every night🙁

 

[Budweiserbob!]

GAH! I CAN'T HELP BUT GET SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP WHENEVER I EAT PASTA!

I was trying really careful today not to get any on me and then, all of a sudden, I look down and what do I see? SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP!!! >_<''

It's really iritating. 😛

(If anyone makes a reference involving the word, or any related word, "Bib", I swear to G-Zus that I will fatality yo' ass. You have been warned. 😛)

 

[francisk]

I know everyone's got an opinion, and I've no idea why this annoys me so much, but people who say that the Rolling Stones are better than Led Zeppelin. I mean, seriously! Come on! I really hate the Stones. I really do. Mick Jagger looks like one of them singing fish that people have on their walls.

 

[Journia]

GAH! I CAN'T HELP BUT GET SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP WHENEVER I EAT PASTA!

I was trying really careful today not to get any on me and then, all of a sudden, I look down and what do I see? SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP!!! >_<''

It's really iritating. 😛

(If anyone makes a reference involving the word, or any related word, "Bib", I swear to G-Zus that I will fatality yo' ass. You have been warned. 😛)

Bi Bi Bibby....Bi Bi Bibby!!!
But in all seriousness, I feel you..*points to bib with mickey mouse* Right here.

 

[duck171]

GAH! I CAN'T HELP BUT GET SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP WHENEVER I EAT PASTA!

I was trying really careful today not to get any on me and then, all of a sudden, I look down and what do I see? SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON MY TOP!!! >_<''

It's really iritating.

(If anyone makes a reference involving the word, or any related word, "Bib", I swear to G-Zus that I will fatality yo' ass. You have been warned. )

Hey dont worry bout it. I spill so much beer on shirt (beer collar) that my friends have me a sippy cup with my name on it. Its sad for someone of my age but at least I dont waste any more on my shirt.

 

[Journia]

Bibvolio...okay, I'm done.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

People who pull a 'California lane change' (across 3 plus lanes of traffic) and cut you off in the process.

OR

People who pull a California lane change from the far right lane to the far left lane, cutting you off in the process before doing one more back to their original lane and getting off the next exit.

(True stories, both within the last 3 hours) >_<

 

[Timewarp]

Well I hate people who can't make up their minds when they order food. Sometimes it is as if they have never been there before. Even I can put some forethought into what I want BEFORE I get to the resturant.

Then there's the "I got a big Order, but i'll forget about some of it and order it at the window" people. Here's a hint for you people, Notepads. use them.

Lastly the hole in my father's back neck. He recently had surgery for an infected boil and now there's an open hole there. Aren't the doctors suppose to do that stuff before you leave the hospital? My gosh it freaks me out. ewww...

 

[duck171]

Well I hate people who can't make up their minds when they order food. Sometimes it is as if they have never been there before. Even I can put some forethought into what I want BEFORE I get to the resturant.

Then there's the "I got a big Order, but i'll forget about some of it and order it at the window" people. Here's a hint for you people, Notepads. use them.

Seriously, when I go out I know what I want and go a place which serves the food I wanted. Do people just wander in not knowing what the place serves?

 

[NMKamikaze1]

I really despise a person who thinks he/she is better than everybody else just cuz he/she is attractive. Then, if someone else give him/her a reality check and let's him/her know that he/she ain't all that, he/she has the nerve to call the other person a hater. I had to deal with a bitch like that in high school. I admit that at first, I had a crush on her. But, after the first time we made eye contact, I found out how much of a conceited **** she really was.

Another thing I can't stand is doctor's appointments. I don't understand why they expect you to be exactly on time, and they just take their precious time with other patients. I remember one time I had a doctor's appointment at 9:00 a.m. and they finally called me to the back at 2:50 p.m. There weren't even that many people there before me. It took everything inside of me not to strangle that damn doctor for taking so long.

 

[melanie2]

it's not fair that women have to suffer all the physical things we do...

like hotflashes...they suck major big time..it's not fair i tell you..and they hit when least expected or wanted..

why is it called MENopause?????

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Mick Jagger looks like one of them singing fish that people have on their walls.

Ouch, that's brutal!!! Almost below the belt... almost. 😛

on a side note: If you have more than 4 singing fish in any one room of your home you might be a redneck.

When people place their beers on a stone fence, mere feet away from an active volleyball court. I sure as hell have the foresight to put my beer on the ground because even if you're not trying, that beer on the fence is a target that 9 times out of 10 will get knocked over... and yet people will put their beers there even after one has fallen over.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID! >_<

 

[TKLVR181]

Mustard gas.

Yes, I'm in a WWI class😛

Who the FUCK thinks this stuff up?? Stuff designed simply to make anyone who breathes it cough up their own lungs painfully and slowly dying...I don't blame soldiers for using it, they didn't have a choice and weren't really thinking straight...

but who the fuck DESIGNS this stuff??! 😡

 

[coloman]

What I am sick of seeing every time I watch a game are all the professional and college football players with dreadlocks hanging out the back of their helmets. If I was a college coach I would make them cut them off or push them up under their helmet. If I was a pro coach I would fine them $5,000 for every inch of hair that sticks out the back of their helmet. That goes for professional baseball players as well.

 

[Senshi1]

People who seem determined to argue with you, no matter how polite and agreeable you act towards them.

Video games that are so ridiculously hard, that it isn't even fun to play.

People who make huge, negative generalisations ("all men are this", "all Muslims are that", "all sitcoms are the other", etc. That one's a MAJOR pet peeve of mine.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

What I am sick of seeing every time I watch a game are all the professional and college football players with dreadlocks hanging out the back of their helmets. If I was a college coach I would make them cut them off or push them up under their helmet. If I was a pro coach I would fine them $5,000 for every inch of hair that sticks out the back of their helmet. That goes for professional baseball players as well.

So that would mean that "Manny being Manny" would now come with an obligatory price tag... suits me fine! 😛

 

[drnkntklr]

I'm sick of all the people complaining about free tickling clips. Constructive criticism is ok, but bashing is a whole different matter. They're free, be thankful and shut your mouth.

Also, I hate when you send an e-mail to someone, be it work or a friend and they never have the courtesy to get back to you. Then they use the excuse of "I was busy, but I REALLY wanted to get back at you". No one's buying it. If you REALLY want to do something, you make the time for it and do it.

People suing companies over meaningless things, ala the lady who tired to sue McDonalds because her coffee was too hot. Get a job and shut the hell up.

 

[drnkntklr]

Mustard gas.

Yes, I'm in a WWI class😛

Who the FUCK thinks this stuff up?? Stuff designed simply to make anyone who breathes it cough up their own lungs painfully and slowly dying...I don't blame soldiers for using it, they didn't have a choice and weren't really thinking straight...

but who the fuck DESIGNS this stuff??! 😡

Yeah, and how do you end up with a job like that? Like what would your job description be? Biochemical warfare designer? lol

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

I am so sick and tired of my mother being over protective.I mean she won't even let me walk or ride my bike to the lake at night and I am 18!!!! 18!!!!!! She's even scard to let me go to this bar to go see a band because she thinks some guy is going to harass me.I highly doubt it.I am not some Malibu barbie looking thing.I don't even try to dress nice.No guy is going to approach me.God,I just want to be free!!!

 

[Senshi1]

I am so sick and tired of my mother being over protective.I mean she won't even let me walk or ride my bike to the lake at night and I am 18!!!! 18!!!!!! She's even scard to let me go to this bar to go see a band because she thinks some guy is going to harass me.I highly doubt it.I am not some Malibu barbie looking thing.I don't even try to dress nice.No guy is going to approach me.God,I just want to be free!!!

I have a big beef with overprotectiveness too, although I've never had that problem my self, with all credit to my parents - it just bugs me in general, though. Sorry to hear about it.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

it's ok,I am slowly pulling at my chains and setting myself free.

 

[Senshi1]

I hate it when I put too much hot sauce in my food. I still have to eat it, because it'd be a waste not to, but owwiieee. >_<

 

[TKLVR181]

Holy HELL I hate my WWI class book. I'm about 50 pages from the end of this 200 page beast, and it hasn't failed to buzzkill my day once. Yesterday, I was feeling extremely playful, wanting to get online and bug a few of my friends (mostly into an rp 😀), but 2 pages in I was bawling like a baby.


Today it was just the opposite-I was feeling LERRISH for the first time since Senshi left, I can't begin to say how GOOD that feels...and wham, along comes Eye Deep In Hell and Karen's happy goes...again >_<;;;;;;;;

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

WWI class was awesome. Ask your prof about the pigeon that saved France or was it England. Dang! I can't remember, but it involved bullets, a bird and a country.