A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the cab and notices the handsome cab driver staring at her. She asks him why.
"Well, you're going to think this is weird but I've always fantasized about having a nun kiss me."
She says, "At my age, I've pretty much heard everything, you can't shock me. Let's see~you must be single and you must be Catholic."
"OMG, I AM single and Catholic!" he says.
She gives him a smile and motions to him to pull into the next alley, then fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," she says. "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister," he says, "but I have sinned. I lied and must confess~I'm actually married and Jewish!"
The nun says, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that's ok. My name is actually Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
"Well, you're going to think this is weird but I've always fantasized about having a nun kiss me."
She says, "At my age, I've pretty much heard everything, you can't shock me. Let's see~you must be single and you must be Catholic."
"OMG, I AM single and Catholic!" he says.
She gives him a smile and motions to him to pull into the next alley, then fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," she says. "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister," he says, "but I have sinned. I lied and must confess~I'm actually married and Jewish!"
The nun says, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that's ok. My name is actually Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
