Real men of genius.
That's right. Bud. Great ads! And that singer! WOOOOOOO!!!! Survivor!
My all time favorite is the Count of Monte-Carbo. But here are a few others that I think are great! For those of you who have never heard them....the first line is spoken very seriously, and the second line is sung a-la "1980's- hairband-high-pitch-girly-voice-coming-out of-a-man" style.
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Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you're living the real American dream: getting paid to think up fun things to do, naked.
(Runnin' free!)
Sure there's danger- vinyl chairs, sunburns, chaffage... and lawn darts? Completely out of the question.
(Watch out now!)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.
(It's your birthday!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, nudie boy, because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
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mr. bowling shoe giver outer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you mr. bowling shoe giver outer
(mr. bowling shoe giver outer)
your tireless efforts keep our shoes comfy and sanitized with mountain freshness
(mountain freshness!)
instinctively, you match left shoe with right
(left right left right)
carefully placing each pair in it's own tiny shoehouse
(check the number on the back)
one wrong move, and we're on the fast train to blisterville
(ooh yea!)
is he a nine and a half, or a ten?
(woh, yea)
you know. why? because you're mr. bowling shoe giver outer
(we couldn't bowl without you)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mister, and know it's no accident that those shoes are red, white, and blue.
(no we couldn't bowl without you)
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mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer
(mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer)
you provide us with colorful loungewear capable of hiding any stain we can dish out
(gettin sloppy)
who else could create flowered shirts that are still so unmistakeably masculine
(ooh)
a single shirt that matches every pair of pants we own, and really sets off a white belt
(looking good now)
sure women say they hate them, but inside they're all swooning for the big kahuna
(ooh kahuna!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer. your shirts may not be made in hawaii, but taiwan is an island, too.
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And last but not least...for all those wrestling fans here....
mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)
while lesser designers would shy away from putting 300 pound men in spandex, you embrace it
(yes you do)
pushing fashion to its limits, literally, you pair tights with a cape, a leotard with a mask, leather boots with a thong
(ooh, lookin good)
all understated ways of saying "i'm going to rip your head off, and look fabulous doing it
(ripping off heads)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. pro wrestling wardrobe guy, because without you, a man crushing another man's head in his arms would just look silly.
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)
😀 😀 😀
Joby
That's right. Bud. Great ads! And that singer! WOOOOOOO!!!! Survivor!
My all time favorite is the Count of Monte-Carbo. But here are a few others that I think are great! For those of you who have never heard them....the first line is spoken very seriously, and the second line is sung a-la "1980's- hairband-high-pitch-girly-voice-coming-out of-a-man" style.
==========
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you're living the real American dream: getting paid to think up fun things to do, naked.
(Runnin' free!)
Sure there's danger- vinyl chairs, sunburns, chaffage... and lawn darts? Completely out of the question.
(Watch out now!)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.
(It's your birthday!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, nudie boy, because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
=========
mr. bowling shoe giver outer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you mr. bowling shoe giver outer
(mr. bowling shoe giver outer)
your tireless efforts keep our shoes comfy and sanitized with mountain freshness
(mountain freshness!)
instinctively, you match left shoe with right
(left right left right)
carefully placing each pair in it's own tiny shoehouse
(check the number on the back)
one wrong move, and we're on the fast train to blisterville
(ooh yea!)
is he a nine and a half, or a ten?
(woh, yea)
you know. why? because you're mr. bowling shoe giver outer
(we couldn't bowl without you)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mister, and know it's no accident that those shoes are red, white, and blue.
(no we couldn't bowl without you)
======
mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer
(mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer)
you provide us with colorful loungewear capable of hiding any stain we can dish out
(gettin sloppy)
who else could create flowered shirts that are still so unmistakeably masculine
(ooh)
a single shirt that matches every pair of pants we own, and really sets off a white belt
(looking good now)
sure women say they hate them, but inside they're all swooning for the big kahuna
(ooh kahuna!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. hawaiian shirt pattern designer. your shirts may not be made in hawaii, but taiwan is an island, too.
=========
And last but not least...for all those wrestling fans here....
mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)
while lesser designers would shy away from putting 300 pound men in spandex, you embrace it
(yes you do)
pushing fashion to its limits, literally, you pair tights with a cape, a leotard with a mask, leather boots with a thong
(ooh, lookin good)
all understated ways of saying "i'm going to rip your head off, and look fabulous doing it
(ripping off heads)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. pro wrestling wardrobe guy, because without you, a man crushing another man's head in his arms would just look silly.
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)
😀 😀 😀
Joby
