my new favorite Simpsons quote

[duo_maxwell]

This is one of my faves, from the stone cutters ep. (not word for word)

Leader: He Bears the Mark...remove the Stone of Shame.

Homer: Woo-hoo!

Leader: Attach the Stone of Triumph

Homer: Doh!

 

[Biggles of 266]

Burns: Oops, I've said too much. Smithers, use the amnesia ray!

Smithers: You mean the revolver?

Burns: Precisely. Be sure to wipe your own memory clean when you're done.

 

[asutickler]

Ned Flanders: (after seeing Homer was saved by a flood) "Looks like Heaven must be easier to get into than Arizona State!"



This is true, naturally... but only because Heaven won't kick you out for not paying your tuition!




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