Comfort Eagle
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Tickle fetish horror stories. Somebody's got some, let's hear 'em.
aaaaaaaa yeaaa probably my whole life has been a horror story from this fetish.
When an 'anonymous' member found my myspace and sent links of my posts to my then boyfriend. Was kinda scared other people were linked to them as well, but no one else mentioned anything to me so I imagine it was just him. I was definitely pissed.
Aside from that, the only horror stories I have are of accidentally injuring people that were tickling me, i.e. dislocating a finger, elbowing/kicking someone on accident. I haven't killed anyone yet, though. 🙂

Did you pull a 40 year old virgin and kick someone in the face and bloodied their nose?![]()
Niccccccce...The boyfriend is pretty good at keeping me somewhat immobile. 🙂
It's the "yet" that scares me. lol.Aside from that, the only horror stories I have are of accidentally injuring people that were tickling me, i.e. dislocating a finger, elbowing/kicking someone on accident. I haven't killed anyone yet, though.
- AnnieHall
my brother and a good friend of ours found some videos on my comp a few years back. i was so humiliated at first but after it got around to everyone i know and all my family i just accepted it. nobody says anything except the occasional drunk asshole joke. all in all i'm glad they found it and everybody can know for all i care. i can tickle my girl in front of them and not care anymore lol so it all worked out

Did you pull a 40 year old virgin and kick someone in the face and bloodied their nose?![]()

Am I ever going to find this?
My tickling fetish has utterly ruined my life as a human being on Earth.
My entire community found out about it, and it has been a living hell ever since.
My family threw me out the house, calling me a sick, demented, wacko perverted pervert. No one in town will speak to me or look at me, except to scream obscenities when I come within 100 feet of anyone. Even fucking DOGS run away from me, yelping, as if in agony.
The homeless people even shun me, and they're filthy bastards who live off the good will of others! Since I receive no goodwill, that poses a problem for them. When people are throwing food at me, the homeless would rather it be handed to them in a brown paper bag wih a smile....and preferably with another brown paper bag containing a fifth of Tequila.
Remember the story of the good Samaratin?
That shit sure didn't happen to me!
I was beat to a nasty mess one day by an enraged homeless guy who thought the paper bag I hid my face under held another fifth of Jack Daniels.
When he realized it was my tickle loving face, he spitted and screamed at the same time "Muthufucku, you ain't called Jack and you ain't got Jack!!" And he kicked my ass, me with nothing to defend myself with except a stiff white tickling feather. That didn't do crap agianst his crap infested dried, crusty beard.
As I lay bleeding on the street, people would simply walk to the other side. Some mistakenly got near me and screamed "It's the tickler! Fuck, run, Fuck shit! Fuck I say, FUCK!" A priest came by, realized it was my worthless, filthy self, and threw a piece of ice at me.
"Here my son, you'll need this. BECAUSE WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL, AND THAT'LL KEEP YOU COMFORTABLE FOR A FEW SECONDS YOU DAMN TICKLING HEATHEN!!"
And then a mother walked by with her stunning 20 year old daughter, well known as the most ticklish girl in town by all the jocks, ....who was wearing a nice skirt, suntan sheer barely-there pantyhose and strappy heeled sandals...a style that stopped men's hearts, so the damn feminists made sure it went out of style DAMN fast..."oh sweet Jesus a minor blessing in his horrific existence since I was outed as a tickle fetishist!!"
But at the same time as their joint blood curdling scream emanated from their sweet lips, a guy on a bike delivering pies swerved in horror at the sight of this worthless tickler beaten and bruised on the street, and the pie he was carrying in his hand smacked me right in the face.
Horror!! I could no longer see those stunningly perfect pantyhosed clad legs, and perfect ticklish toes, pie all smeared in my face....then realizing it was tapioca pie. Fuck!!!
Why couldn't it have been a fucking blueberry pie, like the kind Hostess made but discontinued because they tasted so good?!!!
Damn liberals!!
Why God Waaaahhhhyyyyy?!!!
My tickling fetish has utterly ruined my life as a human being on Earth.
My entire community found out about it, and it has been a living hell ever since.
My family threw me out the house, calling me a sick, demented, wacko perverted pervert. No one in town will speak to me or look at me, except to scream obscenities when I come within 100 feet of anyone. Even fucking DOGS run away from me, yelping, as if in agony.
The homeless people even shun me, and they're filthy bastards who live off the good will of others! Since I receive no goodwill, that poses a problem for them. When people are throwing food at me, the homeless would rather it be handed to them in a brown paper bag wih a smile....and preferably with another brown paper bag containing a fifth of Tequila.
Remember the story of the good Samaratin?
That shit sure didn't happen to me!
I was beat to a nasty mess one day by an enraged homeless guy who thought the paper bag I hid my face under held another fifth of Jack Daniels.
When he realized it was my tickle loving face, he spitted and screamed at the same time "Muthufucku, you ain't called Jack and you ain't got Jack!!" And he kicked my ass, me with nothing to defend myself with except a stiff white tickling feather. That didn't do crap agianst his crap infested dried, crusty beard.
As I lay bleeding on the street, people would simply walk to the other side. Some mistakenly got near me and screamed "It's the tickler! Fuck, run, Fuck shit! Fuck I say, FUCK!" A priest came by, realized it was my worthless, filthy self, and threw a piece of ice at me.
"Here my son, you'll need this. BECAUSE WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL, AND THAT'LL KEEP YOU COMFORTABLE FOR A FEW SECONDS YOU DAMN TICKLING HEATHEN!!"
And then a mother walked by with her stunning 20 year old daughter, well known as the most ticklish girl in town by all the jocks, ....who was wearing a nice skirt, suntan sheer barely-there pantyhose and strappy heeled sandals...a style that stopped men's hearts, so the damn feminists made sure it went out of style DAMN fast..."oh sweet Jesus a minor blessing in his horrific existence since I was outed as a tickle fetishist!!"
But at the same time as their joint blood curdling scream emanated from their sweet lips, a guy on a bike delivering pies swerved in horror at the sight of this worthless tickler beaten and bruised on the street, and the pie he was carrying in his hand smacked me right in the face.
Horror!! I could no longer see those stunningly perfect pantyhosed clad legs, and perfect ticklish toes, pie all smeared in my face....then realizing it was tapioca pie. Fuck!!!
Why couldn't it have been a fucking blueberry pie, like the kind Hostess made but discontinued because they tasted so good?!!!
Damn liberals!!
Why God Waaaahhhhyyyyy?!!!
If this is all just an exaggerated joke, disregard my comments, but I sure didn't lawl. :/